How To Open A Bottle Of Beer With Your Teeth

[craiguismcvegas]

 

[Silo Ted]

Bloody Bush Trance Hippes :drinks:

 

[Rotgut]

If only someone out there would invent a mechanical device to perform the same task as efficiently! They could call it a 'bottle opener'.

 

[peaky]

I used to do this. I'd really rip into it and bite the thing off though, none of this slowly 'prying' it off crap. Dentists are very expensive these days and I have a family to feed so no more biting caps off for me. I once bit one off then found out it was a screwtop. Dickhead :mellow:

 

[bum]

 

[manticle]

I did this for years. Everybody said 'don't, you'll break your teeth'

It may have taken 15 years but I have the chip in my tooth to prove they were right.

Thank God I'm still handsome.



Makes up for my stupidity.

 

[mwd]

feel a right tit for bringing this up but that is a screwcap doh. :icon_offtopic:

 

[Silo Ted]

feel a right tit for bringing this up but that is a screwcap doh. :icon_offtopic:

GOLD observation ! Someone's swaying off topic.

 

[InCider]

I use the ring my wife gave me for our engagement. It's not one of those special bottle opener rings, but the same principle. It's chipped as feck from bottles over the years and I can only imagine how the enamel in teeth cop it!

 

[Silo Ted]

It would be funny if Dos equis was a twist top.

 

[michael_aussie]

look fake to me....
the opening ... not the tits

 

[bum]

I keep watching and watching and I never even see her opening...?