Just had a quick skim through this thread and found it quite enjoyable because I am so old (41!). I, or my aged tate buds, can tell you that Stella and Heineken, whether it be in the bottle or on tap are nothing like those of 20 years ago.
Heineken, in the keg, was imported by Matilda Bay just before the America's Cup held in Fremantle and was, for those of us who worked at the The Norfolk Hotel, or, as we affectionately called it, 'The No Forkon Worries Hotel,' our favourite staffy beer assuming that all the Matilda Bay Dark lager had, 'blown.'
Stella was the first imported beer that Matilda Bay agreed to brew under licence as it was at the time, like Heineken, regarded as an extremely well made beer. It was also, because of Matilda Bay, the first imported beer to actually be brewed in Australia. I, and my friends loved it off tap. If my memory serves me correctly, though I could be wrong, I'm pretty sure we tried to get Heineken but were rejected.
Now, I have given up on both of these beers. They don't taste the same to me now as they did back then. Have they changed or is it just my old taste buds? Personally, I would say, without doubt, that it is the beers that have changed as I can actually taste both of those beers in my memory and on my tongue right now, the Heineken more so than the Stella. My memories have absolutely zero correlation to what I drink now.
If either of the above brewers could prove their recipe has not changed dramatically in 20 years, I would actually be gob-smacked - possibly frightened!
Don't mind a Peroni, Asahi or a Becks now though! Very easy drinking! Pretty much a lager sort of bloke even after being forced by Matilda Bay to drink every style of beer!
Cheers PP
Historical Trivia Note: Matilda Bay was the first company to start a Pub Brewery and to import beer. The Sail and Anchor (just across the road from The No 'ken Worries!' was Australia's first pub brewery.) We used to stocktake every Monday which meant having to count 150 imported single bottles of beer on display (upstairs and downstairs!) as well as those in the fridge. You can imagine the logistical nightmare of having to keep at least 2 bottles of, 'Newcastle Brown Ale,' and another 149 imported bottled beers cold! I can still see the stocktake sheets in my head. Newcastle Brown Ale - This Week (5) - Last Week (5). Theakston's Old Peculiar - This Week (2) - Last Week (2). What a crack up! The amazing thing was that we would get our stocktake to balance to about $50 without even cheating! From memory, the turnover at the time during the summer months was $120,000 per week and we're talking around 1986!