Straight from the Liberal Party Site:
Tony Abbott was erected Member fo' Warringah at a funky-ass by-election up in March 1994. Prior ta enterin Parliament da thug was Executizzle Director of Australians fo' Constipationizzle Monarchy from 1993-94. From 1990-93 da thug was press secretary n' ballistical advisor ta tha Leader of tha Opposition, Dr Jizzy Hewson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. His previous game was up in journalism, where da thug freestyled as a gangbangin' feature thug fo' 'Da Bulletin' n' 'Da Australian'.
Dude lives up in Forestville wit hoe Margaret n' three daughters.