an oldie but a goodie...
A man comes home from work, sits down infront of the TV and thinks to himself "ill have a few beers before it starts"
so he asks his wife "Grab me a beer its just about to start", so she smiles, and goes and grabs him a beer..
a little while later he askes again "Honey, its almost started, can you grab me a beer".. she gave him 'that' look and grabs him a beer...
a few minutes later, he pipes up"love, its just about to start, can you grab me another beer"... with that she yells... "is that all your going to do!... sit there watching TV and drink beer!!"
he sighs... and says.. "damn, its started.."
A man comes home from work, sits down infront of the TV and thinks to himself "ill have a few beers before it starts"
so he asks his wife "Grab me a beer its just about to start", so she smiles, and goes and grabs him a beer..
a little while later he askes again "Honey, its almost started, can you grab me a beer".. she gave him 'that' look and grabs him a beer...
a few minutes later, he pipes up"love, its just about to start, can you grab me another beer"... with that she yells... "is that all your going to do!... sit there watching TV and drink beer!!"
he sighs... and says.. "damn, its started.."