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Ah yes, but these have been cleaned and prepared in the bossom's of young swiss virgins....

Sounds good, but not sure how that really affects the flavour. Unless they've been to the gym or something so your truffles taste like stale sweat :icon_vomit:
 
"OMG they're charging for parking at Westfields, now what are me, Trinnae, Shawna and Jami-lee going to do instead of looking at Flatscreen TVs and Havianas we're never going to actually buy."

******* bogans.
 
Surfing porn and somehow a live cam window opened in the background, didn't know it had happened, it really slowed my internet speed...

:angry:
 
Sounds good, but not sure how that really affects the flavour. Unless they've been to the gym or something so your truffles taste like stale sweat :icon_vomit:

These virgins bath in warmed highland goats milk imported from Tibet and scrub using the finest soft sponges from Peru. They then rinse in the purest french mineral water that has been infussed with rose petals from the garden of the Palace of Versailles. They are then gently dried with the finest Egytpian cotton
 
Just discovered that the album I downloaded for free off torrent was encoded as a 128kbps mp3 and not a lossless format. I mean WTF! Who rips in a lossy format these days? Idiots. I'll have to find another copy now.
 
Beer at 6C is way too cold. And also, I have to rinse out my taps before pouring because of all the midges coming in off the beach. Darn dry season problems.
 
When are fischer price gonna come out with a smart phone? The buttons on my workphone are too tiny for my thumbs.
 
Just sold my electric drum kit to pay for some still parts :(

Looks like the G27 and some speakers are next in line too...

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Just sold my electric drum kit to pay for some still parts :(

Looks like the G27 and some speakers are next in line too...

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Hope you are talking to us. :icon_cheers:
 
Surfing porn and somehow a live cam window opened in the background, didn't know it had happened, it really slowed my internet speed...

:angry:

Just close the farking thing man, sheesh, happens to redtube all the time :ph34r:
 
Why aren't you n00bs using Adblock Plus?
 
I surf porn with my own window open, just to let the neighbours know what I'm up to.
 
Just close the farking thing man, sheesh, happens to redtube all the time :ph34r:

The cam "pop-unders" aren't too annoying, but I really hate the online casino windows that open. I think that offering gambling to someone is obscene, as opposed to wholesome porn.

I've run out of ghee and can't be bothered simmering up a new batch. I'll just get a gallon of canola from Aldi instead. Also my precooked cubed beef and stock are still frozen and I want to rustle up a Vindaloo NOW.
 
The cam "pop-unders" aren't too annoying, but I really hate the online casino windows that open. I think that offering gambling to someone is obscene, as opposed to wholesome porn.

I've run out of ghee and can't be bothered simmering up a new batch. I'll just get a gallon of canola from Aldi instead. Also my precooked cubed beef and stock are still frozen and I want to rustle up a Vindaloo NOW.

Why are you talking about ghee and canola oil in your post about porn...?

:icon_vomit:
 
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