First World Problems Thread

[seamad]

Ah yes, but these have been cleaned and prepared in the bossom's of young swiss virgins....

Got me on that one, but to celebrate truffle seaon my mates and i get togetherand shave truffles onto the bodies of young nubile nymphomaniacs...

 

[leiothrix]

Ah yes, but these have been cleaned and prepared in the bossom's of young swiss virgins....

Sounds good, but not sure how that really affects the flavour. Unless they've been to the gym or something so your truffles taste like stale sweat :icon_vomit:

 

[Clutch]

"OMG they're charging for parking at Westfields, now what are me, Trinnae, Shawna and Jami-lee going to do instead of looking at Flatscreen TVs and Havianas we're never going to actually buy."

******* bogans.

 

[Cocko]

Surfing porn and somehow a live cam window opened in the background, didn't know it had happened, it really slowed my internet speed...

:angry:

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Sounds good, but not sure how that really affects the flavour. Unless they've been to the gym or something so your truffles taste like stale sweat :icon_vomit:

These virgins bath in warmed highland goats milk imported from Tibet and scrub using the finest soft sponges from Peru. They then rinse in the purest french mineral water that has been infussed with rose petals from the garden of the Palace of Versailles. They are then gently dried with the finest Egytpian cotton

 

[glenwal]

They are then gently dried with the finest Egytpian cotton

What sort of thread count are we talking?

 

[Airgead]

Just discovered that the album I downloaded for free off torrent was encoded as a 128kbps mp3 and not a lossless format. I mean WTF! Who rips in a lossy format these days? Idiots. I'll have to find another copy now.

 

[pk.sax]

Beer at 6C is way too cold. And also, I have to rinse out my taps before pouring because of all the midges coming in off the beach. Darn dry season problems.

 

[petesbrew]

When are fischer price gonna come out with a smart phone? The buttons on my workphone are too tiny for my thumbs.

 

[Gar]

Just sold my electric drum kit to pay for some still parts

Looks like the G27 and some speakers are next in line too...

 

[glenwal]

When are fischer price gonna come out with a smart phone? The buttons on my workphone are too tiny for my thumbs.

Already out.

http://www.fisher-price.com/en_us/brands/b.../products/56698

 

[petesbrew]

Already out.

http://www.fisher-price.com/en_us/brands/b.../products/56698

Legend.
Reckon it's got a silent function? I do enjoy Cityrail's new quiet carriages and wouldn't want to disturb the coasties.

 

[punkin]

Just sold my electric drum kit to pay for some still parts

Looks like the G27 and some speakers are next in line too...

Hope you are talking to us. :icon_cheers:

 

[Gar]

I certainly am

 

[rotten]

Surfing porn and somehow a live cam window opened in the background, didn't know it had happened, it really slowed my internet speed...

:angry:

Just close the farking thing man, sheesh, happens to redtube all the time h34r:

 

[bum]

Why aren't you n00bs using Adblock Plus?

 

[Clutch]

I surf porn with my own window open, just to let the neighbours know what I'm up to.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Why aren't you n00bs using Adblock Plus?

I'm a n00b and I do.... and no-script as well

 

[Bribie G]

Just close the farking thing man, sheesh, happens to redtube all the time h34r:

The cam "pop-unders" aren't too annoying, but I really hate the online casino windows that open. I think that offering gambling to someone is obscene, as opposed to wholesome porn.

I've run out of ghee and can't be bothered simmering up a new batch. I'll just get a gallon of canola from Aldi instead. Also my precooked cubed beef and stock are still frozen and I want to rustle up a Vindaloo NOW.

 

[punkin]

The cam "pop-unders" aren't too annoying, but I really hate the online casino windows that open. I think that offering gambling to someone is obscene, as opposed to wholesome porn.

I've run out of ghee and can't be bothered simmering up a new batch. I'll just get a gallon of canola from Aldi instead. Also my precooked cubed beef and stock are still frozen and I want to rustle up a Vindaloo NOW.

Why are you talking about ghee and canola oil in your post about porn...?

:icon_vomit: