First World Problems Thread

[Liam_snorkel]

Got up early (what's all that pink **** in the sky, are they trying to sell me something?) and turned it on, no opening ceremony. So now I've got to watch it on Channel Nein where it is a pixellated low definition fuzzy mess

Can you pick up GEM at your place? It's high definition.

 

[Bribie G]

No with my antenna stuffed I can get GEM only re-piped through Foxtel and it's only SD

However now the comps are on, I've got the 8 HD Foxtel channels and they are awesome.

 

[Bribie G]

I'm having a late brekky with a couple of eggs, tomato and a Black Angus rump steak. I really wanted the rib fillet but I'm on Centrelink. Anyway I froze them in packs of 3 and it's taking forever for them to defrost in the microwave. Then I have to fry one.

This is pissing me off as I'm really peckish , who do I sue?

 

[petesbrew]

I'm having a late brekky with a couple of eggs, tomato and a Black Angus rump steak. I really wanted the rib fillet but I'm on Centrelink. Anyway I froze them in packs of 3 and it's taking forever for them to defrost in the microwave. Then I have to fry one.

This is pissing me off as I'm really peckish , who do I sue?

Dunno, but call up Today Tonight.
And do be a sport and let us know when the episode's gonna be aired.

 

[brettprevans]

Auto correct. Yeah ok I spell like **** on the phone but when I type a specific correctly spelled.word on the phone I don't want u thinking u know better than me. 3 times today. I give up.

 

[manticle]

People not knowing how to turn auto-correct off on their phone.
Cats miaowing after they've already eaten, done their business and have no cause for whinging.
Trying new commercial beer and finding it's ****.
Being expected to get sexy with a lady when you only had a pull 5 minutes ago.
Running out of marmalade

 

[bum]

Trying new commercial beer and finding it's ****.

'Sif that'd ever happen.

 

[manticle]

I know. It strains the brain that one. Maybe I should suggest it as a 'what if?' essay topic for a senior high school philosophy class.

 

[petesbrew]

Buy new dyson allergy model and it throws dust up the bloody wand.
Plus i've got dust all over my bloody jeans after i empty it in the bin.
Bloody.

 

[bum]

Allergy model or low-allergy model?

Big difference.

 

[brettprevans]

Cats miaowing after they've already eaten, done their business and have no cause for whinging.

I know. Last two days.Fkn nothing but miaowing for no reason. Mind u the dogs have been getting me twice smoggy as well. Fkn all to the glue factory if they keep this up! Not but still a pita

 

[manticle]

Cats are nice in an oatmeal stout stew

 

[petesbrew]

Allergy model or low-allergy model?

Big difference.

Started it up to find out.
Dyson's are loud.
Kids now crying.
Wife not happy.
I'll check tomoz once I'm allowed back inside.

 

[goomboogo]

Allergy model or low-allergy model?

Big difference.

Going by Pete's description, it sounds like the allergy model.

 

[Bribie G]

My rotary nose hair trimmer has run out of power and I haven't got a AA battery in the house. I might have to go online and see if I can buy a rechargeable model.

 

[Pollux]

Saved the school groundskeeper life yesterday (he had a cardiac arrest, I was second on scene and did CPR till the ambos showed), the P+C left a case of beer on my back porch as a thankyou, and it's Heineken.......

 

[Ivan Other One]

My water filters are over-due for replacement,,,,

 

[Ivan Other One]

SWMBO brought home some beef jerky that was not dry enough

Indeed this may be a problem, perhaps it was Biltong? It could be easy to confuse the two...

A late reply, I know but it definately said Jerky on the pack,

Further investigation revealed that it was made in NZ.

 

[Dave70]

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Also works well with the 'BITCH, PLEASE' meme I believe.


And good on you Pollux, who said you couldn't put a price on someones life?

 

[_HOME_BREW_WALLACE_]

SWMBO and I performed "marital" duties last night after all kids unexpectantly requested to go to bed at 5.50pm. After my shower the bitch hadn't even cooked my dinner. WTF?