First World Problems Thread

[white.grant]

You will never see me using emoticons. Ever.
I use my words to communicate. :super: :beer:

fixed it h34r:

edit: the animated ones are the worst

 

[jyo]

You will never see me using emoticons. Ever.
I use my words to communicate.

Some countries can't afford emoticons, mate.

You are a kind human to be conserving them for others.

 

[komodo]

I very often have leftovers to take to work for lunch.
I very often don't remember this until I am already at work.

^ this!
Hell SWMBO even leaves it on the bench next to my keys and I still forget it. I pretty much dont wake up till I have my coffee in the morning - this usually happens about an hour after I get into the office. ****** if I know what destruction I caused occured before this. Then I remember **** I forgot my lunch and the fun buster isnt going to be pleased when she gets home and sees it on the bench still. Or worse I grab it off the bench then forget it and leave it in the car. Pretty sure shes given up on sending left overs in with me to work

 

[WarmBeer]

^ this!
Hell SWMBO even leaves it on the bench next to my keys and I still forget it. I pretty much dont wake up till I have my coffee in the morning - this usually happens about an hour after I get into the office. ****** if I know what destruction I caused occured before this. Then I remember **** I forgot my lunch and the fun buster isnt going to be pleased when she gets home and sees it on the bench still. Or worse I grab it off the bench then forget it and leave it in the car. Pretty sure shes given up on sending left overs in with me to work

Staple your sandwich to the back of your hand.

First world problem, solved.

 

[petesbrew]

Some f##khead keeps sticking the earl grey in the same container as the green tea.
WTF!?!?

 

[drsmurto]

Some f##khead keeps sticking the earl grey in the same container as the green tea.
WTF!?!?

You get earl grey?

We have to tough it out on english breakfast. I tried pointing out that i have breakfast at home but they refused to listen.

 

[mikec]

Some f##khead keeps sticking the earl grey in the same container as the green tea.
WTF!?!?

Fill the pot with coffee (loose), that'll learn 'em.

 

[pk.sax]

Some fukhead complained that people keep putting stuff meant for him in his group email folder without notifying him in writing. Checking a second email is too much work!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

They really have to do something about the staff coffee in hospitals. Seriuosly, the only coffee in those International Roast sache's is whats written on the outside, the rest is just red dust from the carpark...drives a man to drink tea...and I am serious

 

[Bribie G]

I really need to take a piss but I'm too engrossed in this thread to get up but need to take a piss too badly to continue reading this thread.

 

[petesbrew]

They really have to do something about the staff coffee in hospitals. Seriuosly, the only coffee in those International Roast sache's is whats written on the outside, the rest is just red dust from the carpark...drives a man to drink tea...and I am serious

3x sachets & make a short black with it....

 

[Dave70]

The foxtel is out on the plasma screen TV for some reason (though I can still watch the recorded programs on IQ) forcing us to view it in the family room on the older cathode ray style TV.
Some days, its just not worth getting out of bed.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Its getting cold.... I want something done about right now

 

[WarmBeer]

My fully-enclosed, wireless, active-bass, surround-sound headphones are making my earlobes too hot.

 

[glenwal]

Its getting cold.... I want something done about right now

I drive a V8 - does that count as doing something to help? Or maybe we should all pull the PRV on our kegs one extra time when purging.

 

[Dave70]

I drive a V8 - does that count as doing something to help? Or maybe we should all pull the PRV on our kegs one extra time when purging.

Well I drive a V8 DIESEL. Sometimes I labour the motor cos I'm to slack to select the correct gear.
That's a fist full of ******* CO2 and particulate matter right there.

 

[Malted]

Some countries can't afford emoticons, mate.

You are a kind human to be conserving them for others.

Apparently emoticons can be very dangerous.
Didn't they make a movie about emoticons?


Oh hang on I think the planes had me confused! Wasn't it Emoticon Air?


Who could forget this scene?

 

[Liam_snorkel]

My beer is empty and I have to get up off my arse to fetch another.

 

[WarmBeer]

My beer is empty and I have to get up off my arse to fetch another.

1) Kegerator
2) Laz-y-boy recliner
3) Pint glass
4) Empty 2lt orange juice bottle

First world problem. Solved.

 

[Fatgodzilla]

Well poor little kiddies won't eat their food so you will have to .

I wonder if they would sell much of this in Bangladesh or Somalia to the poor widdle kiddums there who push their plates away and won't eat.

As if

Can you please keep this thread on line Bribie! :angry: What's Sustagen got to do with it!