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[DU99]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] My usual password is not working suddenly... why?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website chat assistant:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] Your password has expired - you must register a new one.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] Can I use the old one and just re-register it?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] No, you must get a new one.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] Sorry, you must get a new one.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] ok, roses[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] Sorry you must use more letters.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] pretty roses[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] you must use at least one number.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]: 1 pretty rose[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] you cannot use blank spaces.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 1prettyrose[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]: you must use additional letters.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]: 1f*ckingprettyrose[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] you must use at least one capital letter.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 1F*CKINGprettyrose[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] 1F*ckingprettyrose[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] you must use additional[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]letters[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt].[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]User[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]:[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]1F*ckingprettyroseshovedupyourarseifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightf*ckingnow[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]Website:[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt] Sorry, that password is already being used.[/SIZE]

 

[GuyQLD]

User: Oh ffs... How about Qwerty1234
Website: That's fine. No-one will every guess that.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Adm1nistrator

 

[SmallFry]

P@ssw0rd

 

[Edak]

AbCd1@3$

 

[sp0rk]

Adm1nistrator

This was the default password for most things when I did my Cert 4 networking at TAFE

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I know an IT guy that uses sp1nal tap as his pwd.

 

[sponge]

IT guys (well, just the IT group for our organisation) are pretty star wars-themed for their passwords.

Every so often we've had to get the admin password for new computers to set them up for the network since IT haven't been able to access remotely.

They've always been $!tH_L0rD or s7oRM_Tr0op3r (not the actual ones) or some other star wars reference.

Always made me giggle somewhat.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

A well known ISP used to give a telnet response of " there be dragons in here"

 

[Airgead]

Password manager dude. Use a password manager.

 

[GuyQLD]

Password manager dude. Use a password manager.

I do. It's called my brain.

 

[pk.sax]

Almost everyone at my work has Password1 or Welcome1. The number changes as it forces changes... I could probably log into my manager's and his manager's computer and hose of people in res and ops and nobody would be the wiser!

 

[toolio666]

I like "Incorrect". Then when you mess it up, the login screen shows you your password, "Your password is incorrect".


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