Embarrasing moments.

[Dave70]

Shitting my trousers.

 

[Black Devil Dog]

During a job interview with a building company, I was assuring the interviewer that safety was something I took seriously and to lighten the moment, I raised both hands and said that I've still got all my fingers. A few minutes later I noticed that he had 3 fingers missing from one hand.

I got the job.

 

[manticle]

Umm, my post got deleted?

usually posts get hidden if they're off topic, rude etc (and usually but not always you would get told in the thread or via PM).

There are no hidden posts in this thread so possibly something else has occurred in the space time continuum.

 

[Bizier]

I must have gone for a leak in the night and not found my way back. It was 5 in the morning and I ran back down the hall to room 8. Luckily my door was wide open as I was nude and disoriented big time.

I was yelled at by the missus Nov '12 in a hotel trying to sleepwalk naked into the hallway.

One time I fell asleep in bed with her when she shared with a gay male couple, but woke sprawled starkers on the futon couch in the lounge room. She laughed, they probably wouldn't have found it so funny, pretty straight for gay guys.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

About a decade ago I lived in a townhouse complex with about a dozen identical 2 storey duplexes, you know the ones. I had a mate who lived in one of the other duplexes. One night I woke up to a commotion inthe room next to mine - said mate had wandered into my place maggot/stoned, gone into my housemates bedroom (equivalent bedroom in his place), started taking his gear off and tried to get into bed with him. We started locking the screen door after that.
developers need to get creative with their house designs!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Reminds me of a housemate years ago. We both got on the piss pretty hard one night and I ended up crashing on the loung...my mate feel asleep in a chair. Early in the morning I heard him get up out of the chair, walk over to the TV cabinet and start pissing in it...I was yelling at him to stop but he was half asleep and pissed so I couldnt stop him. He was doing his fly up when he stumbled back, tripped over the coffee table, put his arm out and placed his full hand square on the glass of the slow combustion heater. Well I must say I have never heard a scream like it. He left a full handprint burnt onto the glass and badly burnt the palm of his hand. He woke up pretty fast after that. We sat there for a while with his hand in ice water, both trying not to laugh...still half pissed. Eventually when I sobered up enough I took him to hosp. His hand was fully bandaged for a week and it took a month before he could use it.

I was never able to get rid of the hand print off the glass....its probably still there

 

[Camo6]

**** and not a real pleasant story but read if you will:

Not my story but a mate of a mates. Haven't heard it repeated though. He was travelling up the coast on a coach and got talking to the girl next to him. They hit it off and snuck a bottle of spirits on board after a stop. After a few drinks and when most were sleeping they got a bit amorous and she climbed onto his lap in a reverse cowgirl fashion. Maybe due to the alcohol and the secrecy of the act they started to laugh...hard. In an effort to suppress her mirth the girl defecated into his lap and he had to ride out the rest of the trip in a bad way.

 

[spog]

At a former work place years back I walked into the office to get some paper work and found the company bludger going through the filing cabinets claiming the boss told him to man the office while he was away.
He had left an apprentice unsupervised onsite and was big noting himself,I told him so and told him to get back onsite,he refused,I told him he was a waste of space and that his mother should have swallowed him and again can't be in the office while the boss and his wife are away!
He said nah the boss went by himself and his wife was at home ******* her boyfriend !
I was told later what said to him was inappropriate as others in the office heard me.
Heard me! Faark.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

**** and not a real pleasant story but read if you will:

Not my story but a mate of a mates. Haven't heard it repeated though. He was travelling up the coast on a coach and got talking to the girl next to him. They hit it off and snuck a bottle of spirits on board after a stop. After a few drinks and when most were sleeping they got a bit amorous and she climbed onto his lap in a reverse cowgirl fashion. Maybe due to the alcohol and the secrecy of the act they started to laugh...hard. In an effort to suppress her mirth the girl defecated into his lap and he had to ride out the rest of the trip in a bad way.

I thought I knew most of the positions, but "Reverse cowboy"? I presume she was facing away from him, and defecated to suppress her mirth, not the kind of girl one would want to be telling to many jokes to.

 

[Camo6]

'Reverse Cowgirl' : for when you're both really horny but there's something really good on telly.

 

[breakbeer]

usually posts get hidden if they're off topic, rude etc (and usually but not always you would get told in the thread or via PM).

There are no hidden posts in this thread so possibly something else has occurred in the space time continuum.

There was 2 threads with the same topic, maybe he posted in the other one

So now, is the OP's most embarrassing moment starting a thread based on an urban myth & claiming it as his own story?

 

[eungaibitter1]

I haven't been embarrassed about too many things but have quite often felt it on someone else's behalf. I saw a quite unattractive woman doing karaoke Divinyls, "I Touch Myself". Complete with nipple pinches and self administered spanking. More often than not, i'd probably find behaviour of that kind mildly amusing but this was not a joke and left most in the room feeling a bit uneasy.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Glad she wasnt singing The Radiators you give me head.......

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Shat myself a couple of years ago. Was camping at a festival and just sitting down with a mate and a beer after setting up, cocked the leg and prepared to blast the horn. Turns out I was dehydrated and had the trots, which proceeded to run down my leg and fill up my thongs, which made the dash to the showers a bit tricky. Not sure if I was embarassed or impressed, but I've learnt that there never is certainty that the really awesome fart you're about to blast out is truly a fart.

 

[pk.sax]

Got disoriented while out drinking and bailed from the club we were at. Rode the pushie 2 blocks-ish and made it to in front of cairns central, there I kinda lost it and crashed on the bench. Woke up to find ambos attaching ECG probes to me, scared the **** out of me. Still, they got me into a cab and I made it home, if locked the pushie in front of the station but was clutching the helmet for some bloody reason. Couldn't find my keys. Climbed back downstairs, unzipped the back of the car and crawled in for a snooze. Woke in the morning, called the locksmith and when I went upstairs to show him the lock to open the bloody keys were stuck inside the helmet. At least I remember it all.

Another time went to a brew day at winkle's I passed out at some stage and had a long sleep while the party raged on. The guys saved me pizza, ended the night having a row with Rowy. Bit embarrassing turning up to a piss up for the first time and passing out. I blame it on the rum.

 

[Proffs]

There was 2 threads with the same topic, maybe he posted in the other one

So now, is the OP's most embarrassing moment starting a thread based on an urban myth & claiming it as his own story?

Yes & yes. Found the other post today.

 

[TheWiggman]

It might read something like a teen movie, but not a word of this is a lie.
We had an assignment to do at uni which involved a bit of software that was on the uni PCs. A few of us had a dodgy copy but the CD went MIA and crunch time was upon us. Three mates had one day to do it and wanted to work together but didn't have a copy of the software and didn't like the idea of an allnighter at uni. They asked to borrow another mate's laptop, Robbo, for the night.
They got the job done and decided to take the liberty of installing a porn screensaver because this Robbo bloke was pretty straight. They returned it the next day, and were very appreciative.
What they didn't know is that this was Robbo's old man's laptop, and his old man was a priest.
Sunday approaches and the old man hooks the laptop up to the projector at the church, preparing the PowerPoint presentation for the sermon. Half way through a speech a fornicating couple flash up on the screen behind the priest to the surprise of all the kids, old ladies and nuns alike. He didn't know what to do, nor what was going on. The place went a bit hysterical.
Robbo was banned from the laptop and had to buy his own after that. Never really forgave the other blokes either, must have lots a lot of points with the old man.

 

[pedleyr]

Imagine the points the old man lost with the congregation.

 

[eungaibitter1]

Glad she wasnt singing The Radiators you give me head.......

The mind boggles. Pretty sure a version of Nine Inch Nails, "Closer" would have had her locked away.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Imagine the points the old man lost with the congregation.

they may have been relieved that it wasn't a picture of boys.