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Samwise Gamgee

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Have a read of the below story which has been doin the email rounds.

"From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true
story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local
neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man
stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his
keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell
into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers
on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on,
then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved
the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained
stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last
he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled
the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the
breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol
at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station this breath-alyser equipment must be broken.

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy"."
That jokes been around longer than the sunshine coast has been on the map ;) :D
Hang on I'LL send you some emails!!! they're new ...honest!! ;)
I have a bridge you may be interested in buying.

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