Dear Penthouse

[Henno]

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I'd be writing into Forum but you won't believe what happened to me yesterday. While I was visiting the city I had to go to one of the top floors of a commercial building and as it was late in the afternoon I got an elevator to myself. On the second or third floor the most amazingly beautiful woman got on and it was evident by the dark glasses and cane that she was blind! She was tall and thin and was completely dressed like a high ranking executive chick. I couldn't believe my luck. This was an opportunity that I couldn't let pass.

While she was bending over to pat her dog on the head I quickly unzipped and took a wiz in her purse. What a cack! I got off at the next floor and bolted down the stair case. It just doesn't get any better than this does it?

Keep up the great articles coming.

Henno

 

[chappo1970]

:lol:

 

[Bribie G]

Dear Penthouse

After many years of marriage, my (now ex) wife and I decided to spice up our love life and go to a wife swapping party. It totally exceeded my expectations.

I swapped her for a plasma tv


:icon_cheers:

 

[warra48]

Dear Penthouse,

Myself, my neighbour Frank, and our wives decided to have a spouse swapping night recently.
I wonder if the girls had as much fun as Frank and I had.

Yours lustfully,

Fibber Glibmouth.

 

[Henno]

Dear Penthouse,

I can't believe what happened to me the other night. I was in a night club and had to go to the toilet. After relieving myself in one of the stalls I noticed some moaning coming from a couple of stalls down. When I came out I had a closer look around and realised there was no urinal. In the dark of the club I had accidentally gone into the ladies room! Then I put another two and two together and realised the moaning was coming from two women getting busy in one of the stalls!

Talk about a dream come true. I thought to myself, 'Well now's your chance, the chances of this happening again are bugger all so you better just go for it'. I got down low on the floor in the stall beside them and when they were obviously really going for it I quickly reached in and snatched one of their handbags and ran like **** out the door.

I scored $85 bucks, some lip gloss and one of those reward cards from Gloria Jeans coffee that was completely filled in! Talk about a good night.

Your last edition was awesome, loved the photos of that Ferarri, more of that please.

Henno

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Dear Penthouse

Yesterday while travelling home, I pickup a lovely young blond swedish backpacker, unfortunately my airconditioner in the car is broken, and to cool of we had to strip down to our undies, she even had to remove her bra as she was getting a heat rash. It become too hot in the car so we pulled over by the river and went for a swim. Unfortunaetly this made us both incredibly horny and we ended up having will passionate love for the rest of the afternoon. She also admitted to me that she was a porn star ( which would explain her incredible moves ) and also liked girls as well.

I am only writing this letter to you as I need help to locate someone to fix my air-conditioner in the car. If you know of anyone in my are can you please let me know

Regards

Steve

 

[Henno]

LOL boys, excellent letters :lol:

 

[Bribie G]

Since Yahoo Image / Video search (safesearch lock off), Tubez xxx search, whatever became available, is there anyone under the age of 35 who is even aware that such a publication as Penthouse still exists ??

h34r: :unsure: :wacko:

 

[bum]

I am 12 years old and what is this?

 

[Pollux]

Bribie, I'm 26 and can remember Penthouse......


I'm actually surprised it still sells, with internet porn being so prolific these days...

 

[bconnery]

Since Yahoo Image / Video search (safesearch lock off), Tubez xxx search, whatever became available, is there anyone under the age of 35 who is even aware that such a publication as Penthouse still exists ??

h34r: :unsure: :wacko:

You seemed to be able to rattle that list of resources off pretty quick there Bribie

 

[thanme]

Yeah. I hear the articles are a good read!

 

[Pennywise]

Bribie, I'm 26 and can remember Penthouse......


I'm actually surprised it still sells, with internet porn being so prolific these days...

Yeah, but you try shoving a computer under your matress :lol:

 

[Pollux]

I have a laptop......Quite possible..

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I have a laptop......Quite possible..

Dear Penthouse

I have been using my laptop in bed to view your online content. Unfortunately it seems that I am unable to open it up as the lid is stuck shut.

I really need it for work and I need to get it open as quick as possible, would inserting a thin knife between the keyboard and screen allow me to open it up..

Thanks in advance for your advice..


Bob