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Dave70 said:
Got on of the boys running a broom over the workshop this morning while we're quiet.

Complains about dust and can I slip up to Bunnings and get a mask. Fair enough.

I go downstairs to find him with mask pulled up to his forehead.

So he can smoke a cigarette.

**** me..
I regularly get sent lights and sirens to patients with breathing difficulties and the first thing I do when I get there is ask them to put out their cigarette.
 
Dave70 said:
Got on of the boys running a broom over the workshop this morning while we're quiet.

Complains about dust and can I slip up to Bunnings and get a mask. Fair enough.

I go downstairs to find him with mask pulled up to his forehead.

So he can smoke a cigarette.

**** me..

Haha, we used to just cut a little hole in the masks so the ciggie fit through.
 
When I worked at a Lead smelter, quite a few guys cut a hole in their half face respirator in order to enjoy a durrie. Methinks they missed the point of the health benefit of not breathing in Lead dust.

Lemon
 
Fermenting wort all over the floor because I don't have a bloody fridge big enough to ferment in anything bigger than my 20l cubes.. I know its my fault but fark I wish I could find a new fermenting fridge!
 
Wilkensone said:
Fermenting wort all over the floor because I don't have a bloody fridge big enough to ferment in anything bigger than my 20l cubes.. I know its my fault but fark I wish I could find a new fermenting fridge!
I only use 20L (22-23L really) cubes now, I have 11 normal round fermenters taking up shed space i'll get rid of one day. can fit 3 cubes side by side in my Ferm Fridge, and still get a shelf on top to help carb the bottles in winter at the ferm temp.
 
shaunous said:
I only use 20L (22-23L really) cubes now, I have 11 normal round fermenters taking up shed space i'll get rid of one day. can fit 3 cubes side by side in my Ferm Fridge, and still get a shelf on top to help carb the bottles in winter at the ferm temp.
So if you have ~20l of wort in a cube does does it ferment without coming out the top?
 
I've often just used my 25L cubes for a 20L batch, and seal with as much air squeezed out as possible. Nice bit of head space with 20L in a 25L cube so avoids the use of a blow off tube.
 
sponge said:
I've often just used my 25L cubes for a 20L batch, and seal with as much air squeezed out as possible. Nice bit of head space with 20L in a 25L cube so avoids the use of a blow off tube.
That might be my problem, I only have the 20 (actual about 23l) bunnings cubes :unsure:

Also :icon_offtopic: It's pretty hard getting the last bit of water/debris out of the cube, any tricks?
 
Oh God not another season of stupid Kmart ad that is going to play again and again and again. We have only recently got rid of Sam and the Womp one hit wonder over and over in all possible permutations "When I go bom bom bom"

Latest obescenity is (with comments)

Two Six Nine the goose drank lime.

[ no it didn't you politically correct nanny cnuts, the goose drank feckin wine]

The monkey chewed tomaaaayyyto on the street car line

[it chewed tobacco you insipid twats]

The line broke, the monkey got woke

[For fecks sake are you trying for some reason to not offend lesbian separatists - after all that mincing queer in the suit who advertises for Target is probably a gay icon with ***** as well

The monkey got choked. Like its tongue hanging out and eyes bulging, like I choke my chicken.

Idiots. Watered down feckwits.]

end rant

Now for a Snickers.

edit monkey not goose. Doesn't matter, they both taste like chicken .
 
Dude, it's one ad. There's this new invention called a "remote control". And don't knock the Gok.

No wonder you started this thread!
 
Lincoln2 said:
Dude, it's one ad. There's this new invention called a "remote control". And don't knock the Gok.

No wonder you started this thread!
I hear what you say. I've bought a new remote that has an interesting button on it, does me for an increasing amount of my screen viewing nowadays :)

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Bribie G said:
Oh God not another season of stupid Kmart ad that is going to play again and again and again. We have only recently got rid of Sam and the Womp one hit wonder over and over in all possible permutations "When I go bom bom bom"

Latest obescenity is (with comments)

Two Six Nine the goose drank lime.

[ no it didn't you politically correct nanny cnuts, the goose drank feckin wine]

The monkey chewed tomaaaayyyto on the street car line

[it chewed tobacco you insipid twats]

The line broke, the monkey got woke

[For fecks sake are you trying for some reason to not offend lesbian separatists - after all that mincing queer in the suit who advertises for Target is probably a gay icon with ***** as well

The monkey got choked. Like its tongue hanging out and eyes bulging, like I choke my chicken.

Idiots. Watered down feckwits.]

end rant

Now for a Snickers.

edit monkey not goose. Doesn't matter, they both taste like chicken .
Now thats a rant
 
Lemon said:
When I worked at a Lead smelter, quite a few guys cut a hole in their half face respirator in order to enjoy a durrie. Methinks they missed the point of the health benefit of not breathing in Lead dust.

Lemon
Maybe that's why they work there .
 
You can take a pom out of England...
 
My friends at Wilson have done it again. As far as I'm concerned they're a bunch of fuckwits.

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Oh, you developed and integrated technology that requires us to insert our number plate onto our parking ticket. I'm not exactly sure what purpose this serves apart from to stop the occasional friendly stranger passing on their parking ticket as they leave but that's not really my concern anyway. What I do know is that if you're going to install ticketing machines like this perhaps you could include the ability to pay by ******* credit/debit card, something that actually has a benefit to those of us paying to use the service.
 

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