Oh God not another season of stupid Kmart ad that is going to play again and again and again. We have only recently got rid of Sam and the Womp one hit wonder over and over in all possible permutations "When I go bom bom bom"
Latest obescenity is (with comments)
Two Six Nine the goose drank lime.
[ no it didn't you politically correct nanny cnuts, the goose drank feckin wine]
The monkey chewed tomaaaayyyto on the street car line
[it chewed tobacco you insipid twats]
The line broke, the monkey got woke
[For fecks sake are you trying for some reason to not offend lesbian separatists - after all that mincing queer in the suit who advertises for Target is probably a gay icon with ***** as well
The monkey got choked. Like its tongue hanging out and eyes bulging, like I choke my chicken.
Idiots. Watered down feckwits.]
end rant
Now for a Snickers.
edit monkey not goose. Doesn't matter, they both taste like chicken .