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spog said:
Just driven from Port Lincoln to Adelaide,heavy traffic, 8 hours of ******** tailgaters and the mother inlaw has no beer!
Went for a drive to see if I find a place open no luck it's Good Friday .
But saw a sex shop open for business ,how's that for priorities,on Good Friday you can buy crotchless panties,anal lube a ****o movie and a vibrator so powerful it would scramble your wife's ovaries but YA CAN'T BUY A F,ING BEER.
Like to get my hands on the ---- responsible ,not happy.....
Cheers...( grumpy) spog....
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My body was just so confused reading this, I didn't know wether to get an erection or cry from laughing so hard.
 
Liam_snorkel said:
Did you get a good deal on the above items?
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Umm.......no,I had a cuppa instead,a cup of of tea oh the humiliation.
 
shaunous said:
My body was just so confused reading this, I didn't know wether to get an erection or cry from laughing so hard.
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Have had several beers now ,am calmer and happier,happy to have given you a laugh but don't want to responsible for you getting a chubby. Cheers...spog...
 
spog said:
Have had several beers now ,am calmer and happier,happy to have given you a laugh but don't want to responsible for you getting a chubby. Cheers...spog...
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:)

To Late, we're having a boy. YAY!
 
Spog he was only crying cause his chubby grated on the inside of his zipper. Buy some friggin jocks Shaunous.
 
lol
*** that Camo. Havnt worn them in years, my wife doesnt even know what they are, im not going to start wearing them now.
 
shaunous said:
lol
*** that Camo. Havnt worn them in years, my wife doesnt even know what they are, im not going to start wearing them now.
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No beer,sex shops,you getting a chubby,you not wearing jocks.....faaark this place is getting weird .
 
God Damn, settle down. She thinks normal sex is between me and 7 of her friends, dont wreck it on me....
 
At a holiday rental on Bribie (hey, Bribie), two recliner chairs and none of them ****** recline. Pissed me off all night.

fortunately the wife started to watch some stuff that I really wasn't interested in so had time to consult Dr. Youtube.
Worked my magic on the first one, broke a kitchen utensil in the process, 10 minutes later - nothing.

switched chairs and got the other one going within seconds, thanks to the BBQ tongues!

Happy again.
 
Florian said:
thanks to the BBQ tongues!

Happy again.
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Call me unnecessarily civilized but I prefer to eat my charred meat off a plate rather than applying my tongue directly to the grill.

I just don't find that extra flavour to be worth the third degree mouth burns....
 
The other appropriate answer is bacon. Doesn't matter what the question is, one of those two answers is appropriate.
 
Couldn't agree more.

My bacon consumption has risen dramatically lately. I work on a mine site and part of the breakfast options every morning is bacon. They used to cook it in the oven and never cook it enough and it was always so bad.

Recently a new chef came up and has been cooking it amazingly. Perfectly cooked and crispy every morning. I've gone from never eating bacon on site to a daily struggle of trying to force myself to eat porridge instead of the tasty, tasty bacon. Bacon has been winning more than I would care to admit.
 
Simple...just put bacon in your porridge. Best of both worlds. Healthy, Healthy porridge. Tasty, Tasty bacon.
 
Haha. You're an ideas man.

I had a side of bacon with a bowl of porridge this morning. That was my compromise. It appears I could learn a thing or two from you.
 
Up there for thinking.. down there for dancing...
 
I just got fingered so hard by Vodafone. Over a grand in excess data fees for my mobile. I had it tethered to the computer and the computer was hungry for updates. Man. I'm walking with a limp. They wouldn't reverse it or even cut me any slack in my plan, to add insult to injury I just got another of their regular bills. High seas skullduggery I tell you.
 
That's such ******** that they wouldn't cut you some slack. I'd be taking it further, especially if you're a customer with a good record.

We really need a service like Ting in America. If you go over your plan allowance, they just bump you up to the next appropriate priced plan rather than smashing you with excess charges.
 

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