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Exile said:
you where saying? :lol:


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You need a Henrob
 
1 1/2" drive rattle gun to put them on, oxy when it's time to take them off. And for fucks sake you don't want to need an extension socket. Good full body workout though.
 
My wife, who I love more than life itself, who has been my best friend/lover/mother of my children/soul mate/confidant/ anchor etc etc for more than half my life.

You were born and raised comfortable or well off or rich or whatever.

You dont understand that sometimes my friends do it tough and I have to spot them $20 or $50. (Always paid back in eggs, cash, veges, weed, labour, favours etc.)

I love you my sweet little pudding of delight but if I don't help this c*nt, he wont eat this weekend. Please be cool and understand.
 
Lincoln2 said:
My wife, who I love more than life itself, who has been my best friend/lover/mother of my children/soul mate/confidant/ anchor etc etc for more than half my life.

You were born and raised comfortable or well off or rich or whatever.

You dont understand that sometimes my friends do it tough and I have to spot them $20 or $50. (Always paid back in eggs, cash, veges, weed, labour, favours etc.)

I love you my sweet little pudding of delight but if I don't help this c*nt, he wont eat this weekend. Please be cool and understand.
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Your pissed,aren't you. It is Friday night. :)
 
Pissed as bro. I had a half day and I've been on the black and tans since 1300h. And the night is young. And don't forget, your town is named after ME!
 
Lincoln2 said:
Pissed as bro. I had a half day and I've been on the black and tans since 1300h. And the night is young. And don't forget, your town is named after ME!
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Pfft... I had a full day off....and Roches put a keg of Vintage on on Monday.....


No prizes for second guessing what I did today
 
It's all right for you big city yuppies.

I've been a Vintage fan for many years but his is AHB and my black and tans were home made mofo.

Stop looking at your phone while you're sitting at the end of the bar you f'kin beer nerd.

I need to eat something soon.
 
You carnt. I just had a slice of processed cheese and a handful of cashews.

My kids just got home from the school fete and guess what? It's sleep-over night at Lincoln's house. Hooray!
 
I only cooked ribs cause my kids are here and they are dead simple to cook...especially after eleventeen middies of Vintage at the pub....
 
Lincoln2 said:
You carnt. I just had a slice of processed cheese and a handful of cashews.

My kids just got home from the school fete and guess what? It's sleep-over night at Lincoln's house. Hooray!
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You legend you... ;)
 
Good news! I just found a packet of Nobby's Pork Crackles in the cupboard and my wife brought me some home made and freash cooked oughnouths from the fete. Woot!

+1 for the ribs. I have a slow cooker.
 

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