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practicalfool said:
It's interesting how people that eat too much tend to die...
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So do people who eat too little, not at all, or just the right amount.
Will any of us escape this?
After all, life is a terminal disease.
 
Everyone who drinks water dies. Same for people who eat food.
You can take those facts to the bank.
 
warra48 said:
So do people who eat too little, not at all, or just the right amount.
Will any of us escape this?
After all, life is a terminal disease.
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Don't take life too seriously,none of us get out alive,
 
We are all terminal except for the fact that our off springs are us, carrying our DNA so in effect we don't really die, life continues.
I have mentioned before about the Horizon documentary "Ghost in your genes" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMxgkSgZoJs
which explains it might not be what you have done to contract a disease but what our fathers or grandfathers may have done.
As for diet the least amount of food we eat the longer we may live, but I like lots of others, am a person who wants to enjoy life, don't smoke but have drunk a hell of a lot and have enjoyed my tucker.
Haven't dodged the cancer bullet but hoping to get away with it.
 
When you want to level a personal insult at a forum member that basically entails calling them a two tonne vagina, but you exercise some restraint.
 
Earlier this week, a person offered me some unsolicited advice. I then came up with a very witty retort. If only I had thought of it 5 minutes earlier when it was needed.
 
Ad placed on Gumtree yesterday, four scam texts already. Looking good.
 
Haha, I remember when a workmate was selling a motorbike online. Jeez, we got a lot of mileage out of that. Until he realised he only ever got calls about it during work hours and there were some really stupid questions. I had him going for a while, then I asked him if it was a diesel. I could see him from the other side of the workshop, his expression was priceless.
 
I'v e tried to have a bit of fun with a couple of em. You have to e mail them back as you cant return text.
Hang on.
No word of a lie, just got an enquiry from [email protected].


Time to wheel out the old porkspin link i guess..
 
Dave70 said:
Time to wheel out the old porkspin link i guess..
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And we should prob stop about there, dont want any 2girls1cup or that dude with the jar....
 
Last car I listed on Gummers netted emails from 3 oil riggers who wanted a car for a month or so while they were in country & they were happy to pay a couple of grand over value. Turns out two of them were mates! Small world! I had a bit of fun stringing them along but ended up sending a "let me google that for you" link with his name (Helvis Datford) in the search field. He went quiet after that.
 
Spent the day concreting. Footings for a lean to to park the trailer in. Plus footings for a retaining wall. 23 bags. Went to pour a well deserved beer and the keg blew after 1/4 of a glass. Spewing. I kegged one this morning but not gassed up yet. I'm drinking sherry instead. It's a very nice amontillado but its just not right after converting.
 
Whenever I do concreting ( not very often I can assure you ), I make damn sure there's beer for after. If ever an activity earns you a beer it's concreting. Even watching blokes you've paid to concrete is thirsty work :)
 
Not concreting but still to this day I can remember drinking 2 extra drys in about 10 min after building a deck in 38 degrees. God they tasted good, and that was when I was 16.

Concreting defiantly deserves a pint.
 

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