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When attempting to fly a cheap, crappy, show bag quality kite, strangers should back off!

I don't need kite flying tips! My pride was already hurt by the traffic-stopping tangled mess of string and cheap parachute material sprawled across the street, and then this guy starts rattling off about him being a world leader in fecking kite moon landings and offering advice on tail length and balanced flying techniques.

I'm binning the ******* thing tonight.
 
Came down with the flu hard this morning.
5th one this year. The only fluey ******* I've met in the week prior is our planning manager.
Son of a bitch owes me a semi-ruined long weekend.
On the plus side, had a good night at gaylords, we walked in with a carton full of booze as byo, the looks on the faces of staff was priceless. couldn't get thru all of it so donated a bit to the table next to us, noticed the hipsters drinking decent beer having run out.
 
Oh yea, my myki, which is a few years old now and I deformation used a few months ago came up 'expired' at the train station. Wtf naphthalene balls! You fuckin thieving cnut. I plan to complain bitterly next time I'm able to get to a station!
you charge me fines when I'm inadvertently caught on your stupid tram without a fare as you've made it impossible to get one onboard and then expire my myki! Balls, stinking balls!
 
Built the brick retaining wall today. Plus the frame of the lean to. Then helped the missus with the gardening.

But my Oktoberfest is gassed up and ready to go. Two pints in and feeling only a moderate amount of pain.
 
The Canadian Club ads.
"Like a snowball in the face ... from a sexy person."
Seriously?!? OMFG. Like that makes a difference?
It's still a snowball in the face, people!
Was this really the best line the ad agency could come up with? How much were these pricks paid to come up with that?? Such a lame line. I feel offended every time i hear it.

Admittedly many things annoy me more, but i just happened to be checking AHB when it played and could stop the rage.
Just don't get me started on people who drive slow in the right lane...
 
The beer fairy ads were shite too. If the best reason you can offer for people to drink your dirty pre-mixes is to claim that a different drink is shit/boring/less snow-bally, then you're pushing shit uphill
 
I'm drinking Maverick's tears right now. Surely, this is the shittest. Yes, I called you Shirley. Get over it.
 
People are surprised that ads are shit?
Ads are shit. You heard it here first. Change the channel or turn off the box.
 
I ******* hate when you buy a six pack of hopefully nice craft beer ready for my long suffering 43 year premiership drought. The said beer turned out to be shit!! My beloved Souths powered home more so than the White Rabbit White Ale..... Tasted like apple cider for **** sake. I also hate grubby ******* bulldogs
 
I hate when you use your work phone as an alarm clock Mon - Fri go to bed late on Sunday and get woken up an hour early because of daylight saving kicking in eastern states. Teaches me to check the settings better from now on I suppose.
 
Dang it, thought it was 1am and I was getting to bed reasonably, saw on phone and its 2am! Gotta do the wall clocks tomorrow.
 
mm...Daylight saving. Looks like the grass is going to grow more now with the extra hr of sunlight in the afternoons. Better keep an eye on the curtains to, dont want them fading.
 
I like it.
The wall clock in the office will now tell the correct time until the 5/4/15.
 
I've been riding the motorbike around for the last 6 months with the clock an hour out. Thought beauty, this will be right soon. Bloody battery went flat last week didn't it! Now it's 5am at 1:30 in the afternoon. I'll get round to fixing that in another 6 months.
 
Be thankful you have daylight saving. Thanks to the farmers WA doesn't have it and never will. Bloody stupid!
 
Why did farmers not want it? As a part time farmer I love it, get home from my day job and have an extra hour of sunlight to get shit done. Dairy farmers i can probably see their point.

Its great working outside then coming inside on dark to have 2 episodes of Seinfeld just start on 'Free to air'.
 
I worked on a dairy farm for 5 years. It was always nice before daylight savings started because you could actually see stuff at 4:30 in the morning when you were out herding sleepy cows. Then October rolls around and BOOM, darkness again.
The flip side of that is, when you're still moving irrigators at 8:30 at night, you can see what you're doing.
 

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