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We definitely need daylight savings in Qld. Never been able to understand how the **** anyone thinks having the sun blinding you at 4.45 in the morning is ok, but putting clocks forward an hour is "un-natural", which if you ask some Queenslanders, is the reason they don't want it.
 
Dangerous dogs in public. Was just enjoying a food truck meal in some glorious sunny gardens when there was a whole lot of screaming - a staffy had gotten off the lead & latched onto the throat of some poodle looking thing. About six blokes including me trying to get the staffy off (no, not like that) and about 30 people gawking like it was part of their foxtel subscription. One even handed me a metal bar!
Anyway, if your dog attacks things, maybe walk it when there's not so many people/kids/dogs around.

Also curious. As a bystander helping out, did I need to be careful about what I did to assist? For example, if I had hit the staffy with the metal bar, could I have been in the ****? Is cruelty to animals contexual from a legal standpoint?

Edit: my 2y/o will be asking for stories about this for weeks
 
I think smacking it with an iron bar would land you in grief unless your life or the life of another human was certainly endangered.
Please note I am an amateur brewer and professional art handler, not a lawyer.
 
If you hit it with the bar I would say you would be in trouble,but if you hit it because it attacked you no probs.
Mind you that dog could attack anything or anyone if it is so nasty.
 
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought, glad I didn't, absolutely would have if it was a human in it's jaws. I initially ran over because someone said it was a kid.
 
wide eyed and legless said:
Never ever finished an erotic dream, last night thought I was going to get Sarah Beeny always had fantasies about about her even though she is responsible for some of the projects my wife has given me after watching The Property Ladder.
But I can never ever get to the end of the dream :unsure: Woke up before the climax covered in sweat and demolition dust.
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Wide Eyed & Legless for PM!!!
 
shaunous said:
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Wide Eyed & Legless for PM!!!
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Geez Shaunous,
Just cause the bloke doesn't have wet dreams doesn't mean he needs a prostate massage. Lol
 
A family member intervened when a pit bull went for their daughter out of the blue. Killed one of them, as anyone would. Police didn't say much, but the other one ended up being put down as well.


Actually I believe the dog owners were in more trouble than the family member
 
How'd they kill it? Just curious as if we get caught putting a Roo out of its misery when it's been hit by a car even on country roads, the do-gooders play up bad and tell us it could have been saved and the cops turn up at your door. It's ridiculous that it's seen as 'ok' to drive past and pretend you didn't see an animal fighting for its life, but un-lawful to put it at peace if it's seriously injured.
 
Prince Imperial said:
Dangerous dogs in public. Was just enjoying a food truck meal in some glorious sunny gardens when there was a whole lot of screaming - a staffy had gotten off the lead & latched onto the throat of some poodle looking thing. About six blokes including me trying to get the staffy off (no, not like that) and about 30 people gawking like it was part of their foxtel subscription. One even handed me a metal bar!
Anyway, if your dog attacks things, maybe walk it when there's not so many people/kids/dogs around.

Also curious. As a bystander helping out, did I need to be careful about what I did to assist? For example, if I had hit the staffy with the metal bar, could I have been in the ****? Is cruelty to animals contexual from a legal standpoint?

Edit: my 2y/o will be asking for stories about this for weeks
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Its tough to lend assistance whilst holding your i phone steady / up loading to facebook / twitter / instagram / youtube I suspect.

Far as I'm concerned, all dogs should be leashed in public. As seen on page 110, I use to own a rather large and what would would be considered by Joe public to be a intimidating looking dog to compensate for my tiny penis for security reasons. The funny thing was he always seemed to be the target of smaller dogs when out walking, like the day one of those yappy ***** popular with homosexuals and old women, either a Lhasa Apso or Shitzu came scampering out of its yard all foaming at the jowls and ripped into my dogs hock drawing blood before a hasty retreat.
To top it off, the crusty bitch who owned it had the temerity to inform me 'that ******* pig dog should be wearing a muzzle', loudly, in front of half a dozen or so residents who presumably paused Wheel Of Fortune to get up and see what all the fuss was.

What a delightful stroll that was.
 
Yappy dogs and old women,let me tell you a story, a true story.
Concreting a driveway at this old dears house with her yapping mutt that would not shut up,she was going out and asked not to let the dog out.
Concrete poured all going well when this Cnut of a dog got out ran across the wet concrete and attacked one of the boys,he back handed it with a steel float and killed it !, oh **** oh ****.....
A hole was quickly dug in the still wet concrete in goes the dead vicious Pygmy mutt and all evidence smoothed over.
Of course when asked, nobody new where the ****** had gone,trying to keep a straight face when denying any knowledge is difficult.
Cheers.....spog...
 
"I'm sure you're little doggie will be around here somewhere..."

"Maybe he's just hiding somewhere..."

"Have you checked under the house?"
Reply: "But the house is on a slab!"
... (- awkward pause -)
 

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