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Imagine what would race through the dog's mind. He be like "I the toughest mongrel that ever lived! I gonna tear this pooch to pieces! Nobody fucks with dis dawg! I gonna kill.....WHAT DA FUK DAT IN MAH ASS!!!"
 
Liam_snorkel said:
tried it?
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Nah. I just assumed it works.

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Ducatiboy stu said:
.......be interesting if the dog was into that sort of thing......
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How would you explain why your dog keeps trying to back into peoples thumbs?
 
i 'know a guy' who 'extracted' dog semen for breeding purposes as the dog was very old and to buggered to jump up to engage himself. What become more worrying im told by this guy is that the vet got embarressed and told this guy to not tell anyone as its not normal practice.
 
Also im told puppies were successfully born and are now 1.5yrs old and making semi-decent cattle dogs.
 
shaunous said:
i 'know a guy' who 'extracted' dog semen for breeding purposes as the dog was very old and to buggered to jump up to engage himself. What become more worrying im told by this guy is that the vet got embarressed and told this guy to not tell anyone as its not normal practice.
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When I lived in the Upper Hunter I knew a bloke who was, and it was on his business card, a " Professional Bull Puller".

He workeds in artificial insemination so his was to actually get the bull to fill up a jar, then he would put the bull sperm into long straws and freeze them.

Was priceless when he used to pull out his business cards and hand them out at the pub.

Mind you, he was making a lot of money pulling bulls...he can make $1,000's in one day if he got the right bull...
 
Here's my rant today. Pulled up at a woolworths fuel / caltex station. I was a bit peckish. Thought I'd grab a sandwich as the healthiest option in a servo. $7.25 for an egg and lettuce on white bread! WTF?? Had a look around for something else. Two meat pies for $5 - TWO. Jeezuz - do they really wonder why 50% of the population is overweight? Its so easy to take the poorer (I know egg and white bread isnt fantastic for you) option at that price.
Needless to say I got nothing to eat.
 
Take a guess how people not from here regard the typical pub choices.... pie, steak, Burger, chips or **** off.
 
practicalfool said:
Take a guess how people not from here regard the typical pub choices.... pie, steak, Burger, chips or **** off.
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Well, pub meals - another rant of mine. $16 for a *gourmet* burger. What's fxcken gourmet about placing the top upside down next to the rest of the burger?
 
mckenry said:
Well, pub meals - another rant of mine. $16 for a *gourmet* burger. What's fxcken gourmet about placing the top upside down next to the rest of the burger?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odc73HTJScc
 
mckenry said:
Here's my rant today. Pulled up at a woolworths fuel / caltex station. I was a bit peckish. Thought I'd grab a sandwich as the healthiest option in a servo. $7.25 for an egg and lettuce on white bread! WTF?? Had a look around for something else. Two meat pies for $5 - TWO. Jeezuz - do they really wonder why 50% of the population is overweight? Its so easy to take the poorer (I know egg and white bread isnt fantastic for you) option at that price.
Needless to say I got nothing to eat.
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Thank you sir, would you like a gun at your head with those pies? I never wonder. The population (now more like 65%) is overweight because they're ignorant, undisciplined and lazy - or simply don't care about being overweight. Ad to this the fact that garbage food is cheaper to produce and sell and its a perfect storm. Not saying likes of Coles and Woolworths have a duty of care, but it would be a refreshing change of pace to see fruit and veg and meats periodically discounted heavily rather than 85c loaves of white bread, home brand ice cream or $13 for 24 cans of softdrink.

You were wise to leave empty handed.
Like the old adage says 'don't buy your food where you buy your petrol'.
Servos are only good for large iced coffee's, chewey and impulse purchase big tit porn magazines (in a pinch).
 
mckenry said:
Well, pub meals - another rant of mine. $16 for a *gourmet* burger. What's fxcken gourmet about placing the top upside down next to the rest of the burger?
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It's the fancy lettuce grown organically on the side of a hill next to maccu piccu
 
Driving back from Melbourne I hit nhill at about 4PM on a Monday, working day.
Walked up and down the shops, not one open except the Realtors. And the 2 service stations!
Had to have servo food on starvation. That's how bad it is.
 

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