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StalkingWilbur said:
Got home today from wakeboarding and the house had been broken into. They left the back door open and couldn't find the cat who is strictly an inside cat. Found her after several hours. Two laptops, two cameras a brand new modem still in the postage wrapping and a handbag gone.
******* junkies! They didn't touch my beer or cigars so I'm drowning my sorrows.
Ah well, could be worse.
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Here's hoping that the electrical gear the scum nicked shorts out and fries them !
 
StalkingWilbur said:
And I'm 29 with a smoking hot 21 year old girlfriend... To say there is sensitive material on all laptops and cameras is an understatement. We're trying not to think about that part so much.
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Best bet is to get on the front foot and put all that sensitive material up on here for us to decide whether or not you have anything to worry about...

Sorry to hear though, but seriously on another note my better halfs place got knocked over years back and then again 6 months later, the cops actually said it was common as they knew that it'd all be replaced with shiny new stuff by then. Karnts.
 
Hahaha. I've already gotta buy new laptops, would have to find a new girlfriend too if I did that!

Realised they took my favorite ******* watch and some other jewlery too. Lord help the next person I see doing something wrong to an innocent person.
 
I've copped my third dose of the ******* head cold that's been going through work for the past 4 months, not happy is a mild ******* understatement, you'd think the **** heads with it would get a ******* clue and stay the **** away, but no, that would use up some of their bloody sick pay and we can't have that can we, that would encroach on their ability to be self obsessed arseholes.

The worst part is I don't have a ******* choice but to go in this week, my back up is on holidays and the other person who is supposed to be able to step in is useless and lazy.

**** people.

They're all ****.
 
Airgead said:
Someone actually said to me the other day - "That makes me sadface". I nearly stabbed them in the face. WTF is wrong with people.
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Wow, sounds like you nearly had a 'brain snap', you know, the kind some some professional sports people suffer when they decide out of the blue smack their girlfriends / fellow drinkers in the gob or piss into their own mouths.
 
Dave70 said:
Wow, sounds like you nearly had a 'brain snap', you know, the kind some some professional sports people suffer when they decide out of the blue smack their girlfriends / fellow drinkers in the gob or piss into their own mouths.
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To be fair, Carney was of sound mind when he did that. It's the only way to make Toohey's New halfway drinkable.
 
You may well be onto something there. I'd say its highly plausible that New had already seen a pass through a liver and a pair of kidneys.
Look out for the Toohey's "New" (New) - organically filtered. Coming to a liquor stax near you.
 
I claim severe provocation. Speaking in emoticons is an affront to all that is good and decent.

Fortunately I'm not footballer and have this thing called self control. However stabbing them in the face would have made me extremely happyface.
 
Donske said:
I've copped my third dose of the ******* head cold that's been going through work for the past 4 months, not happy is a mild ******* understatement, you'd think the **** heads with it would get a ******* clue and stay the **** away, but no, that would use up some of their bloody sick pay and we can't have that can we, that would encroach on their ability to be self obsessed arseholes.

The worst part is I don't have a ******* choice but to go in this week, my back up is on holidays and the other person who is supposed to be able to step in is useless and lazy.

**** people.

They're all ****.
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Soooo you work in hospitality then?
 
Donske said:
I've copped my third dose of the ******* head cold that's been going through work for the past 4 months, not happy is a mild ******* understatement, you'd think the **** heads with it would get a ******* clue and stay the **** away, but no, that would use up some of their bloody sick pay and we can't have that can we, that would encroach on their ability to be self obsessed arseholes.

The worst part is I don't have a ******* choice but to go in this week, my back up is on holidays and the other person who is supposed to be able to step in is useless and lazy.

**** people.

They're all ****.
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If u got outside and discovered nature and all it's magic you'd have a decent enough immune system to not worry about things like this :)
 
^^^ Ha. While I sit somewhere in the middle of shaunous' examples of city vs country folk, I do have to wonder what an avowed anti outdoors person really has to complain about when crook...... "Had to spend the day on the lounge and watch tv.....best/worst day eva. Happy/sad face....LOLs."
 
I got my bike started today, new li-pol battery, bike has been sitting around for 6-7 months now and it kicked over third go! Roars like a wounded beast. Needs the carby tuned up and idling adjusted but pretty happy so far.

As a rant, I have my fourth ******* cold of the year. This one is 100% from my housemate (teacher), had a terrible one and I got it this morning. Effing kids carry this **** and perpetuate it. Keep your sick kids home ffs!!! That's four colds this year after 3-4 years of no colds/flu at all. I'm hating it. And yea, more time outdoors isn't gonna help this. If it was germs building immunity the first three would've done it.
 
I am annoyed that people spoil internet hoax's like that 3 breasted woman...

Talk about shattered dreams...

Next they will be saying that some porn stars have fake breasts made from silicon...
 
As a rant, I have my fourth ******* cold of the year. This one is 100% from my housemate (teacher), had a terrible one and I got it this morning. Effing kids carry this **** and perpetuate it. Keep your sick kids home ffs!!! That's four colds this year after 3-4 years of no colds/flu at all. I'm hating it. And yea, more time outdoors isn't gonna help this. If it was germs building immunity the first three would've done it.
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I've dodged the bullet all through the last couple of months while the kids and work colleagues threw everything from avian flu to e. coli at me. Then at my daughter's birthday party last Sunday I broke one of my cardinal rules and ate a bit of the cake after a bunch of 3yr olds had all had a go at blowing out the candles. Now I know why they've banned that tradition at schools and kinders.
 
shaunous said:
If u got outside and discovered nature and all it's magic you'd have a decent enough immune system to not worry about things like this :)
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Outside ,into the shed and make a brew,or drink some,now THAT is magically natural system! :)
 

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