Lurks
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It's not rocket science is it? Well apparently you can still cock it up royally because I have not one but two brews which have fire hydrant bottles and flat bottles in the same batch.
Obviously there's not enough stirring involved. I foolishly thought that if I left it for 20 min or so the reviving yeasties would churn up the tasty glucose tucker but I can only assume that in fact this stuff sinks, which results in a few bottles getting a 12-course banquet of haut-cuisine of the glucose variety - enough to excite them into distorting a plastic bottle as their swollen obese little bodies cram more yummy sweet cakes into their tiny little mouths.
So obviously we need to stir that **** good and proper, to quote the ghetto witch of harlem.
It looks like I've got most of a brew that's duff through this folly. Unless one finds a way to make flat beer palatable.
On a positive note, a later brew - a sort of variant on nelson sauvin summer ale with a tri-hop salad, is not only the best beer I've brewed but the finest beer I have tasted anywhere in the world in all my 41 years of thieving this planet's oxygen.
So I suppose on balance I could just tip the flat beer away and treat it as a lesson learned and I'm still up.
Glass is half full thinking is much easier after you've had a couple of glasses.
Obviously there's not enough stirring involved. I foolishly thought that if I left it for 20 min or so the reviving yeasties would churn up the tasty glucose tucker but I can only assume that in fact this stuff sinks, which results in a few bottles getting a 12-course banquet of haut-cuisine of the glucose variety - enough to excite them into distorting a plastic bottle as their swollen obese little bodies cram more yummy sweet cakes into their tiny little mouths.
So obviously we need to stir that **** good and proper, to quote the ghetto witch of harlem.
It looks like I've got most of a brew that's duff through this folly. Unless one finds a way to make flat beer palatable.
On a positive note, a later brew - a sort of variant on nelson sauvin summer ale with a tri-hop salad, is not only the best beer I've brewed but the finest beer I have tasted anywhere in the world in all my 41 years of thieving this planet's oxygen.
So I suppose on balance I could just tip the flat beer away and treat it as a lesson learned and I'm still up.
Glass is half full thinking is much easier after you've had a couple of glasses.