Beer Gut... A Bad Thing, Right?

[bum]

Oh man! His cankles touch the ground!

How could you do that to yourself?

 

[seravitae]

actually this happened to a woman in the states recently. big fatty was pondering loosing weight, then got shot, but the bullet only went thru her lard, "saved her life" and now shes on a mission to become extremely fat as a protection measure against future gunshots..

 

[Roscoe]

Wholly crap is that his nuts?

It must take a big hammer to drive a big nail.

 

[Mantis]

I very nearly revisited my beef casserole :blink:

That guy makes Jabba the Hut look trim

 

[joecast]

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sorry, but check chappos sig. that getonmyhorse sh*t is funny

 

[Airgead]

actually this happened to a woman in the states recently. big fatty was pondering loosing weight, then got shot, but the bullet only went thru her lard, "saved her life" and now shes on a mission to become extremely fat as a protection measure against future gunshots..

See.. she's just not thinking straight. If she were thinner it would have missed her completely.

Cheers
Dave

 

[Katherine]

See.. she's just not thinking straight. If she were thinner it would have missed her completely.

Cheers
Dave

Classic!

 

[Pete2501]

actually this happened to a woman in the states recently. big fatty was pondering loosing weight, then got shot, but the bullet only went thru her lard, "saved her life" and now shes on a mission to become extremely fat as a protection measure against future gunshots..

It'd be ironic if they shot her because she was so big. Thinking she was a beached whale. h34r:

 

[boingk]

How could you do that to yourself?

The answer is that you don't. Beyond a certain size you can't do things...like have a job to earn money, or fit in a car to buy food, or answer the door. Or use a regular toilet, for that matter.

My guess is that some sicko was feeding him for some sort of weird, warped sexual pleasure.

Foul.

On a more enlightened note, alcohol contains more energy than fat. 42kj/g vs 37kj/g if I recall correctly. This means a standard drink is something like 420kj, and a beer has around 1.5 of those plus some residual malts and detritus to push the total colarific value to around 800~1000kj/beer. So yes, beer certainly is fattening. Not only does beer contain a large amount of energy, the alcohol cuts enzymes that regulate your bladder function and fat store use. This means you piss constantly (you would anyway due to the excess liquid intake, though) and crave energy-laden food as your body can't use its fat stores effectively.

Bottom line? Beer aint that great for you if you hit it hard and often.

- boingk

 

[peas_and_corn]

As per the title: Beergut..... a bad thing right?...............

Its NOT a beergut, but a fuel tank for a love machine......

They just dont make 'em like they used to.....

I wash myself with a rag on a stick

It'd be ironic if they shot her because she was so big. Thinking she was a beached whale. h34r:

Japanese? h34r:

 

[cusquena]

That guy may be fat but he can do the splits ok. look at the angles of his legs!

 

[jphowman]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/articl...zarre-news.html

A BRITISH bartender cheated death in a knife attack because his beer belly protected his vital organs, it was reported today...

Maybe?

 

[Nevalicious]

That guy may be fat but he can do the splits ok. look at the angles of his legs!

:blink:

WTF!!!

 

[peas_and_corn]

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/articl...zarre-news.html

A BRITISH bartender cheated death in a knife attack because his beer belly protected his vital organs, it was reported today...

Maybe?

That's what the OP is talking about. Interestingly enough, despite being on a different news site, the wording is the same.

 

[beerbrewer76543]

It'd be ironic if they shot her because she was so big. Thinking she was a beached whale. h34r:

 

[peas_and_corn]

 

[Airgead]

Here's one that may lead to slightly more pleasing images... it seems breast implants may provide some protection from gunfire...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/26/california_shooting/