Another Blonde Joke

[normell]

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
>> >> >
>> >> > One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and
> fill
> the
>> >> > hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
> other,
>> > then
>> >> > moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without
> rest,
>> >> > one
>> >> > girl
>> >> > digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
>> >> >
>> >> > An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
> understand
> what
>> >> > they were doing.
>> >> >
>> >> > So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you
>> >> > two
> are
>> >> > putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a
> hole,
>> >> > only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
>> >> >
>> >> > The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
> probably
>> >> > looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today
> the
>> >> > girl
>> >> > who plants the trees called in sick."
>

 

[BRAD T]

SWMBO sent this to me in an Email, note she is blonde.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass
a flower shop .

Redhead sighed and said "oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
again."

The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "you don't like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next
three days on my back with my legs in the air."

To this the blonde replies, "Don't you have a vase?"