2014 Vic Xmas in July case swap

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

I didn't know you owned a goat?

 

[manticle]

Hope it all goes swimmingly. Have a keg for me.

 

[Yob]

No holes have appeared yet which worries me somewhat

 

[Yob]

I didn't know you owned a goat?

Mostly just act it mate

 

[Yob]

Whose swap beers are on me doorstep? No numbers on the lid?

 

[Nullnvoid]

Whoops, that's an oversight on someone's part

 

[Mardoo]

Would that be ro55c0? He said he would try to drop his round.

 

[SmallFry]

Maybe you should try a couple, just for "research" purposes...

 

[Yob]

Im fully, totally, mostly, kinda, mebee, almost, sorta ready for this...

Dayumm, if y'all knew what the lads have cooking too :icon_drool2:

Dont forget your wet weathers and woolies.. me I'll be in kilt and gumboots :drinks:

 

[Online Brewing Supplies]

Im fully, totally, mostly, kinda, mebee, almost, sorta ready for this...

Dayumm, if y'all knew what the lads have cooking too :icon_drool2:

Dont forget your wet weathers and woolies.. me I'll be in kilt and gumboots :drinks:

Ah gumboots, commonly known as sheep stabilisers h34r:

 

[Edak]

Good luck with everything guys. Still spewing that I can't make it. Hopefully you all avoid disaster with the giant brew and nobody burns themselves. Cheers and have one for me.

 

[mofox1]

Ah gumboots, commonly known as sheep stabilisers h34r:

Then what are velcro gloves commonly known as?... h34r: +1

 

[Mardoo]

I'll be the naked guy painted mostly blue.

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Painted?

In this weather if your naked your going to be blue anyway

 

[SmallFry]

I'll be the naked guy painted mostly blue.

Disappointed.

Expected you to look similar to your avatar.

 

[GrumpyPaul]

[SIZE=medium]Twas the night before Christmas, to be held at Yob’s house[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We’re super excited, this is gunna be grouse.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]The cases were filled with handcrafted beer,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]In hopes that St Cocko soon would be here.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]The brewers were nestled all snug in their beds,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]While visions of goats danced in their heads.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]And Mardoo in blue, smallfry in a cap,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We settled our brains for a long brewer’s nap.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]When around AHB there arose such a clatter,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Grainer sprang from his bed to see what’s the matter.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Away to the window mofox flew in a flash,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Lifted the kilt and saw Cockos gash.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]The mega brew rig should not fall we all know[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]No manticle to catch it, look out - uh oh.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]But a idzy arrived with a truck load of gear.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]With a little old Grumpy, so lively and quick,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]He knew to beware of that neon glowing prick.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]More brewers logged on and said yes I’m game,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Martin whistled, and shouted, and called them by name![/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]"Now Camo! now, DJ! now, New_Guy and AJ![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]On, peaky! On, zeggie!, on syl and on CarpDay![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]To the back of Yobs porch! We’ll meet one and all![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Now mash away! mash away! mash away all!"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]With kegs to be drunk some humour will fly,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]When Cocko is round bums are clenched, don’t know why?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]380 odd litres is a big lot to brew,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]3 mash tuns and a kettle as big as Mardoo.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Look out for twinkling and noise on the roof[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]We’ll draw up our heads, and we’ll all turned around,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Cocko’s got a goat and its making weird sound.[/SIZE]

 

[mofox1]

Dammit - why do I have to do it? I'm too young to go blind (although not for lack of trying... )

 

[Mardoo]

That is freakin' brilliant!

 

[Mardoo]

Oh hell, I just realised I forgot to spin up the White Labs Burton yeast. Fark. My apologies gents.

 

[Nullnvoid]

1. Yob - APA
2. Mardoo - Two Takes on Three Cascades
3. Idzy - California Common Steam Ale
4. Technobabble66 - probably a Fat Yak style PA done w kolsch yeast.
5. GrumpyPaul - "Grumpy's Scottish Litter" (Scottish 80 to be aged on bourbon soaked oak)
6. Grainer - Robust Porter.. plus some top up of something else..not enough bottles as it is going in a comp
7. Mick (mofox1) - Citra APA
8. Relaxed brewer - oatmeal stout and EPA (a stubby of each... accidentally drank to many to put 2 stubbies of 1 type in)
9. MartinOC - Caledonian Porter on steroids.
10a. CarpeDaym - Quaffer Pale Ale
10b. Meats - Almond Chocolate Stout
11. Luke1992 - NZ IPA
12. zeggie
13. Damn - English IPA confirmed
14. DJ_L3ThAL - probably my Chestnut Pilsner
15. Camo6 - Rye AIPA
16. micbrew - Irish Red Ale
17. Warmbeer - 'Scapegoat' oatmeal stout
18. JB - Imperial ESB
19. Nullnvoid - Amber Ale
20. Whiteferret - Irish Red Ale
21. AJ80 - chocolate vanilla stout
22. Breakbeer
23. Black n Tan- "The Witches Cauldron" American Imperial Red Ale (partial stein beer)
24. syl

Reserves:
1.

Non-Swap Attendees
1. Nullnvoid
2. Cocko - Will bring a keg of some beer. Probably the best beer you have EVER tasted. .. ever.
3. New_Guy - will make some slow roast pulled pork taco's
4. peaky
5. Midnight Brew
6. Woostyle

Cubes/Brewers
1. Technobabble - 20L
2. Grainer 20L
3. Mardoo 20L
4. MartinOC 20L
5. Idzy 20L
6. Damn 20L
7. DJ_L3ThAL 20L
8. Yob 20L
9. JB 20L
10. Micbrew 20L
11. Whiteferret 20L
12. AJ80 20L, but understand am at the bottom of a looooooong list
13. RelaxedBrewer 20L
14. Breakbeer 20L
15. Midnight Brew 20L
16. Grumpy Paul 20L

Total: 320 litres



Ok, can't believe I am doing this, but in a weak moment, I have slipped myself into spot 19. Only new to this, but what do I have to lose I'll be swapping just a simple amber ale. I think it's tasty.

See you tomorrow lads!