Malted ... I am not sure the guy next door is growing hops .. but seems to have some well tended to Tomato bushes ... must be a new variety ... oddest looking flowers I have ever seen !!! ;-)
1. If neighbour is not looking, lean over fence and collect a few of the odd flowers.
2. Place on plate in microwave with a half a mug of water, zap on high for a minute.
3. Check that water in mug has not boiled over and top up as necessary, zap for another minute.
4. Are the odd flowers sort of half dry or between that and dry? Keep zapping until they are in this range.
5. Take to the odd flowers on a cutting board with a knife the same as how you'd deal with fresh parsley
6. Mix the chopped odd flowers with some cigarette tobacco (from a tailor made or from pouch tobacco) in roughly a 50-50 mix. Some prefer less or no tobacco.
7. Roll this new mix into a cigarette paper or two. You can roll a filter into it or substitute with a thin tube of rolled cardboard. You can even empty a tailor made cigarette of its tobacco and carefully repack it with this new mix of odd flowers. (There are many other devices you could use but we will keep it simple for now).
8. Find a nice comfy chair and plonk yourself in it with a good sized bag of potato chips and a big bottle of water.
9. Enjoy a peaceful smoke with the odd flowers that you collected and processed yourself. Its been hard work, you deserve a rest.