Which Commercial Kegs Can You Legally Own?

[Jase71]

Remember kiddies... it is not cool to cut up an Anteater...

Oh. Now you tell me.

Time to find a new hop sock.

 

[peas_and_corn]

Look, those Zoos just leave anteaters lying out in the open- it's their fault that people accidentally them.

 

[jonocarroll]

I've just GPS tagged all the anteaters. Also, I heard about this one guy from interstate - he took an anteater from behind a zoo and they found him and they made him pay a bajillion dollars.

He wanted to refill it himself - his first attempt didn't work;

 

[jlm]

So thats what they do with the kitties that make their way to the pound, gas them with CO2

 

[Whistlingjack]

I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head...



WJ

 

[schooey]

Pfffft... anyone can see that's a guinea pig with a waffle on it's head..

 

[Steve]

Pfffft... anyone can see that's a guinea pig with a waffle on it's head..

nah definately a rabbit with a waffle....i've shot many in my time with my assault rifle!

 

[Whistlingjack]

Surely a lesser calibre would deal with waffles?

WJ

 

[jlm]

So the next time the keg question comes up, can we just skip straight to irrelevence at the end? Some of the best posts come up. I've been waiting days to get here though.....

 

[peas_and_corn]

 

[jonocarroll]

So the next time the keg question comes up, can we just skip straight to irrelevence at the end? Some of the best posts come up. I've been waiting days to get here though.....

How about the unexplainable?

 

[Thirsty Boy]

So - Stagga & Darren both dislike me and their various retarded misinterpretations of what I say and what I stand for.

And if there were two people on the forum who it makes me prouder and happier to have the whole world know that I am disliked by, it would be those two. If was to have earned their respect and admiration, I would have to think seriously about having a good hard look at myself. Its truly a pleasure and privilege to be despised by fools.


now, where is my waffle... me and that guinea pig have some drinking to do

 

[Batz]

what proof do you want - I work for fosters, I was a manager in the keg plant, I was there when they prosecuted people for keg theft. People have provided you with proof, you just don't like the answers so you stick your fingers in your ears and sing the I can't hear you song. Grow up.

A bit like the food grade C02 thing hey?
Some people know it better...******s their called.

Batz

 

[bigfridge]

Pfffft... anyone can see that's a guinea pig with a waffle on it's head..

No, no - it's a ginea pig doing a handstand on a wicker tea cosy ....

Ooops, my mistake - 'upside down Miss Jane' .....

 

[staggalee]

and while we`re at it, here`s me dawg Samson, purebred Tenterfield Terrier 14 and a half and still full of go.

stagga.

 

[hoppinmad]

I do recall a few people getting in trouble for doing something similar (buy/collect cans in another state then drive them to SA for the deposit). The cans all say 'when sold in SA' because the makers used to absorb the 5c. The deposit is now up to 10c and the makers decided to pass all of it on in the final price. The folk who got in trouble - sure, they couldn't prove where they got them from, the cops can't prove that they weren't sold in SA, but I believe they were caught coming across the border... How do you answer to "why do you have a truckload of cans" without giving yourself away? "Got thirsty on the way over???"

As for advice for the OP; buy your keg from someone with an ABN (a company, not just some dude who has one for the wholesale prices). Make sure it doesn't have any brewery labels. Actual companies are less likely to be dealing in dodgy goods. Not saying it's the best advice, just saying it's a step forward.

From what I've heard, you can now only get the SA can/bottle deposit if you are a South Australian. So you need an SA drivers licence... and for kids a parent needs to be present that has proof they live in SA.

 

[staggalee]

So - Stagga & Darren both dislike me and their various retarded misinterpretations of what I say and what I stand for.

And if there were two people on the forum who it makes me prouder and happier to have the whole world know that I am disliked by, it would be those two. If was to have earned their respect and admiration, I would have to think seriously about having a good hard look at myself. Its truly a pleasure and privilege to be despised by fools.


now, where is my waffle... me and that guinea pig have some drinking to do

Aw shucks, twas nothin, just another toffeenose arsekicking where called for
Proud to be up in the top notchers
Service and Vigilance is the motto.

Y`all come back now, y`hear? :lol:

stagga.

 

[peas_and_corn]

 

[staggalee]

 

[jonocarroll]