I'm not really fat, but I'm most definately a****bastard.
Because I have a shaved head, and have done for years, a mate decided I looked like the famous communist, jewish comedian and fat bastard Alexi Sayle
So, your handle should probably be just'****'bastard...
I will get a mod to fix that for you!
It'd probably make things easier in chat!
The boss at the time couldn't remember my name