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Fat Bastard

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Why is it so hard to get retailers to take my money? 17/4/14

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    1. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      Why is it so hard to get retailers to take my money?
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      2. Fat Bastard
        Fat Bastard
        Got 'em burnin' a hole in my pocket for a change!
        17/4/14
      3. Spiesy
        Spiesy
        I'll take your money.
        18/4/14
      4. Yob
        Yob
        Spend it on SWMBO, it'll pay out in spades for the long run :)
        18/4/14
    2. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      Beetroot Saison hasn't turned my wee red yet (4 glasses) Switching to MV Amber Ale. Lets see if my bladder stratifies.
    3. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      You can beat an egg, but you can't beet-a-root.
      1. Cocko
        Cocko
        You can put your bottom in a trash can but you cant....
        11/12/13
      2. Yob
        Yob
        and you shouldnt root a beet...
        12/12/13
      3. TimT
        TimT
        These comments are rooted.....


        rooted.... in HILARITY!
        13/12/13
    4. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      So, today I learned that a 6.8kg CO2 bottle lasts 10 months, or 12 kegs. Not drinking fast enough.
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      2. QldKev
        QldKev
        I get over 20kegs from my 2.6kg bottle. Something is wrong.
        20/10/13
      3. slcmorro
        slcmorro
        I've done 10 kegs so far with my 6.8kg bottle, and I haven't even noticed the gauge go down.
        20/10/13
      4. jyo
        jyo
        The gauge will rarely move until it's nearly empty, slc. You will usually have enough gas to do three or more kegs once the dial starts to drop. But yeah, a 6kg bottle lasts me over a year. Check for leaks, mate.
        20/10/13
    5. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      Finally got to taste some more lotto beers after a tough couple of weeks. Will post 'em up on the weekend.
    6. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      Doing the heavy lifting.
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      2. jyo
        jyo
        I thought you meant you were taking a slash.
        6/8/13
      3. Yob
        Yob
        We believe in you FB
        7/8/13
      4. Fat Bastard
        Fat Bastard
        Glad you lot do. Thousands wouldn't.
        7/8/13
    7. Fat Bastard
      Fat Bastard
      After 10,000 years of Mankind consuming fermented beverages, you'd think an East Coast Low wouldn't stymie my planned brewday on Sunday.
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