SJW
As you must brew, so you must drink
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I was going to make up a funny bar sign but over the past few months a few thing have been bothering me now that I have 4 beers on tap ready to go at all times. The first thing is,
*As soon as someone finds out you brew beer they feel its their right to ask you to supply them serveral bottles of each style of beer you have for them to sample at their leasure.
* If they dont have the balls to flat out ask for freebies they ask if they can buy a few bottles from you.
* Family members and close friends think just because you brew beer and enjoy it you will enjoy making a brew for them, but when u agree and invite them to see the process and maybe lean something so they can do it themselves they decline and say they don't have the time.
Dont get me wrong, I will spend a day with anyone and go through my brewing process but when people just want you to ferment it, bottle it and deliver it I drawn the line.
Also I dont like to send a crate of beer home with someone to slam it back with their mates only to come back the next day and say "Its not the same as VB though".
And there is no way I am going to sell a few bottles to anyone, it aint for sale. Anyway I dont want anyones money, I would rather they pull up a bar stool and have a session WITH ME!
Anyway back to my sign. I was thinking of these few points, any others that should go on. Keeping in mind it would be displayed over the bar.
Persons under the age of 18 years will not be served or provided alcohol
Only persons authorised by management are to serve beer from taps
Management prohibits the sale of all beer products to the public
All alcohol is to be consumed ON SITE
Steve
*As soon as someone finds out you brew beer they feel its their right to ask you to supply them serveral bottles of each style of beer you have for them to sample at their leasure.
* If they dont have the balls to flat out ask for freebies they ask if they can buy a few bottles from you.
* Family members and close friends think just because you brew beer and enjoy it you will enjoy making a brew for them, but when u agree and invite them to see the process and maybe lean something so they can do it themselves they decline and say they don't have the time.
Dont get me wrong, I will spend a day with anyone and go through my brewing process but when people just want you to ferment it, bottle it and deliver it I drawn the line.
Also I dont like to send a crate of beer home with someone to slam it back with their mates only to come back the next day and say "Its not the same as VB though".
And there is no way I am going to sell a few bottles to anyone, it aint for sale. Anyway I dont want anyones money, I would rather they pull up a bar stool and have a session WITH ME!
Anyway back to my sign. I was thinking of these few points, any others that should go on. Keeping in mind it would be displayed over the bar.
Persons under the age of 18 years will not be served or provided alcohol
Only persons authorised by management are to serve beer from taps
Management prohibits the sale of all beer products to the public
All alcohol is to be consumed ON SITE
Steve