warrenlw63
Just a Hoe
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I had a pet weevil ,ex flea circus, he was trained to ride a stunt motorcycle ,called him 'Weevil Kinevil'
pumpy h34r:
That joke was pure weevil Pumpy. B)
Warren -
I had a pet weevil ,ex flea circus, he was trained to ride a stunt motorcycle ,called him 'Weevil Kinevil'
pumpy h34r:
I recall reading somewhere that pound for pound (or maybe that should be gram for gram) the earwig is one of the strongest of all animals.
Apparently if a man was as strong as an earwig he could pick up a house!
Probably only a 3 bedroom brick veneer - not your MacMansion size house though.
I wonder how they measure that? :huh:
They put them in the bottom of a jar and slowly apply weight, seeing how much weight they can put on there before the buggers are crushed. And you thought the kids who pulled wings off'f flies were into torture.I recall reading somewhere that pound for pound (or maybe that should be gram for gram) the earwig is one of the strongest of all animals.
Apparently if a man was as strong as an earwig he could pick up a house!
Probably only a 3 bedroom brick veneer - not your MacMansion size house though.
I wonder how they measure that? :huh:
Just crushed some Marris otter only to discover its full of weevils :-( Probably now infested the ~ 6kg bag of vienna I had in the same storage bin.
Little buggers.
edit: Oh, and I've doughed in with it
They put them in the bottom of a jar and slowly apply weight, seeing how much weight they can put on there before the buggers are crushed. And you thought the kids who pulled wings off'f flies were into torture.
They then multiply the weight by the ratio of an average human's bodyweight to the average earwig's. They don't need to do the weight torture thing to figure out how much the humans can lift, because funnily enough, we do it to ourselves in gyms.
<insert witty weevil pun here>
-LC
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