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The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

The General Manager of XXXX smiles and says, "I'll have a XXXX Gold."

The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers."

The bloke from Cascade says, "I'll have a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."

The General Manager from Carlton glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.

He just shrugs and says, "Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
 
I reckon I could look through this jokes forum and find this joke at least 10 times... albeit with the brands changed.
 
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