Try This

[Benbrewer]

A elephant and a giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking heavily. After a few hours, they are both hammered and the giraffe falls asleep at the bar. The elephant has had enough and starts to leave. The bartender says to the elephant, Hey you can't leave that lying around here. The elephants says, it's not a lion it's a giraffe

 

[Pollux]

It's old, but I still laughed..