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Why have lots of pubs when you can cram in seven thousand bogans into one giant piss sinking joint? They'll most likely need one security guard for every 5 patrons on their friday & saturday nights... :lol:

Sydney has clubs out in the western surburbs that rival some of the biggest casino's in Vegas (by sq m & poker machine numbers). eg: Mounties in Liverpool & Panthers in Penrith... The only thing missing from those places is blackjack & roulette tables and you'd call them casino's.....
 
Why have lots of pubs when you can cram in seven thousand bogans into one big piss sinking joint? They'll most likely need one security guard for every 5 patrons on their friday & saturday nights... :lol:

Sydney has clubs out in the western surburbs that rival some of the biggest casino's in Vegas so far as slot machine numbers. eg: Mounties in Liverpool & Panthers in Penrith... The only thing missing is blackjack & roulette tables.

Hmm a couple of my apprentices worked on that building, might be time for a site visit around lunch time me thinks.

Cheers
 
Sweet 100 taps!!! That's 20 taps each of XXXX, XXXX Gold, Pure Blonde, Pure Blonde Naked and VB! I'm there!
 
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Gracefully situated on the slopes of Eatons Hill in Brisbane's north is Queenland's largest and most exciting new hotel complex.

The Eatons Hill Hotel sets a new benchmark in leisure and entertainment, providing a fresh destination for food, entertainment and fun.

Wander through any of the nine bars and soak up the ambience on four levels, including the showcase rooftop bar with sweeping treetop views.

If you enjoy a beer, the Eatons Hill Hotel has over a hundred taps with all your favourites chilled how you like them. There's great food in the bistro, or try your luck in the TAB or the gaming room where there's 40 machines. With such great spaces on offer, why wouldn't you book your next function here, whatever the size?

There's a giant liquor barn and so much to enjoy, and we're just getting started. Stage 2 starting in 2011 with 110 four star serviced hotel rooms.

Stunning in design and appointed with contemporary flair, the Eatons Hill Hotel is the new standard for a good time.



Alright I'm going to head over for lunch tmorow and see if they have all my faves chilled the way i like them.
Looks like a nice venue though.

Cheers
 
Sweet 100 taps!!! That's 20 taps each of XXXX, XXXX Gold, Pure Blonde, Pure Blonde Naked and VB! I'm there!

Pish, there had better be be room for Bundy Cold as well. They should be able to have steer wrestling out back as well. I'm going there to light my farts! Happy Days!!
 
Sydney has clubs out in the western surburbs that rival some of the biggest casino's in Vegas (by sq m & poker machine numbers). eg: Mounties in Liverpool & Panthers in Penrith... The only thing missing from those places is blackjack & roulette tables and you'd call them casino's.....

And a decent coach and a board that'll support him.

Goomba
 
"We went to 100 [beer] taps last week. We've got 20-something beers. We didn't go for the widest range. We don't want to have beers that people won't drink. We do have a lot more than a local hotel," he said.

Quoted from a Brisbane Newspaper article... so in other words, no craft beer. I'd put money on the big boys owning every tap.

Ross
 
Every time you go to one of those MegaPissPokieBarn joints a beer angel dies.

If McDonalds started opening pubs, this is what they'd look like. Kindergartens for drunks who like losing their money 17% per button push.

I think I'll buy some shares in this company - profit from fools is so much sweeter.
 
All this in Eaton's Hill? I'm having trouble imagining it.
 
Just as well there is plenty of good public transport options out there :rolleyes: .
 
It's about right - all the McMansions out there, new money, cashed up bogans and the like. Perfect place to put it, from a business perspective. Unfortunately it reinforces the 2 mega-status-quo.

What is it with CUB (Cashed up Bogans, not Carlton United Breweries) thinking ugly timber and aluminium looks good?!? It's like the idiots who knock down perfectly good old houses with character and put up wood and alfoil monstrosities.

Goomba.
 
That's what you get for not selling beer at normal places like Aldi and other supermarkets!
 
I thought a few photos were in order...

Gracefully situated on the slopes
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soak up the ambience
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over a hundred taps with all your favourites
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or try your luck in the gaming room where there\'s 40 machines.
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why wouldn\'t you book your next function here, whatever the size?
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There\'s a giant liquor barn and so much to enjoy, and we\'re just getting started.
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sorry couldn\'t help myself :)
 
Yup. Not like we asked for it. I'd move to Vic just to be able to buy beer like an adult, and not like an American prohibition state.

Irony being, is that most idiots who get drunk and retarded do so at pubs, and not with bought-at-home beer. Even my old man who is a raving alcoholic, was quite quiet drinking a carton of beer in a night at home. Stick him in a pub and he was an idiot. It's the diet coke during the day that made him abusive! :D

Goomba
 
It could always be used as a Movieworld sound stage, westerns are due to make a comeback.
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Edit: if its going to be "Iconic" then it'll need a catchy pub name "The Brawling Bogan". "The Plastic Glass". I think "Bucket of Blood" is already taken. :unsure:
 

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