Susan Boyle

[kiwisi]

Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings.

Apparently, a lot of terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like.

 

[peas_and_corn]

So I'm not the only one who thought she was a man?

 

[kiwisi]

So I'm not the only one who thought she was a man?

what happened to my other jokes? Didn't know you lot would be so sensitive.

 

[Katherine]

what happened to my other jokes? Didn't know you lot would be so sensitive.

Fool

 

[kook]

what happened to my other jokes? Didn't know you lot would be so sensitive.

Please see the PM you received, and re-read the rules clearly posted at the top of the page below the banner.

 

[kiwisi]

Please see the PM you received, and re-read the rules clearly posted at the top of the page below the banner.

No hard feelings people, I thought that what jokes were...........jokes

 

[manticle]

As opposed to racialist propaganda?

 

[WarmBeer]

No hard feelings people, I thought that what jokes were...........jokes

Do you plan on contributing anything brewing, or even beer, related to this forum?

 

[Pollux]

I personally like Susan Boyle, yeah, she's not the most attractive woman you will ever met, yeah, she is a bit rough round the edges.

But he can sing, and really sing. I watched her audition for whatever show she appeared on and was so moved I was welling up by the end of it (I love a song that can do that, a good rendition even more so).


Am I the only one who notices that this new member's sense of humour is based ENTIRELY upon the mocking of others??

 

[warra48]

We have Susan Boyle's CD, and think it's great.

The joke (?) is rather weak and insulting, isn't it?

 

[bum]

The joke (?) is rather weak and insulting, isn't it?

Most are though, really.

Bloke is just telling some jokes to make some mates.

Shit jokes but I'm sure his intentions were good (even with the deleted threads).

 

[manticle]

Did you see the deleted threads?

 

[bum]

No.

But I have heard a great many offensive jokes in my day and a high proportion of them were told by people trying to "break the ice" as it were.

I'm sure they should have been deleted and if I had read them I'd not be in so much of a hurry to jump to his defence.

 

[Barley Belly]

Do you plan on contributing anything brewing, or even beer, related to this forum?

Is this the "Humour & Jokes" section or the "anything brewing, or even beer, related" section?????

 

[yardy]

But he can sing

 

[Pollux]

Awesome typo....

My keyboard needs a breathalyser....

 

[JaffaMan]

I reckon she's a hoax, set up by the American Government, for some bizzare reason (havent worked the last bit out yet).