Stuff Your Kids Say

[Barry]

Many years ago on my son's third birthday I was trying, without much success, to put his new bike together. Watching me for awhile he finally said "Daddy do you want the destructions?" . When it comes to my mechanical abilities he was spot on.

 

[Bada Bing Brewery]

Eleven year old out shopping with mum. Happened to walk past Zamels jewellers. Young fella asks mum "can I have a dollar". What for? Son says - "look at all these rings for a dollar, I'll buy one now and then I'm done for an engagement ring for later"
Never been so proud.
BBB

 

[Dave70]

My missus likes that 'Dance Moms' show on fox. I assume because she use to dance. I can think of no other reason.

Every time it comes on, my 2 yo now looks towards the TV says something that sounds very much like 'shut up you stupid bitch'.

I'm really gonna have to start muttering my opinions..