Sick Worker

[juicefreakz]

A Chinese man walks into work and says to his boss "I feel very ill, may not do good at work.."
so the Boss says "You should do what i do when i feel sick, I go home and root my wife,alwaysmakesme feel great afterwards!"

so the Chinese man leaves and two hours later he rings up the boss to tell him the news "Your right Boss, I Feel great Now, also, you have very nice house"...........

 

[peas_and_corn]

I remember reading this on a toilet wall (so you know it's classy...)

I called in work and told the boss I was sick
"How sick are you?" he asked
"I'm in bed with my sister!"

 

[juicefreakz]

That has 'ROFLability' heheh