Sexy Beer (wtf)

[FreemanDC]

Damn we need to spam this ebay listing with the stoooped-est homebrewing questions.

 

[Brewtus]

You guys don't get it. If you drink 90 long necks a week, everyone will look sexy. Mind you, you might not look or feel to sexy after after the first few weeks.

I love the maths

One Home Brew can costs $10.00 and makes 30 X740ml bottles of beer.
I can make 90 X740ml bottles of home brew for $30.00.

Obviously he a/ buys in bulk or b/uses no sugar. Never though of those ideas.

 

[buttersd70]

if this guy brews at up to 28 degrees, and it still takes him 7 days for primary, he needs a better bloody yeast :lol: . If my milds with 1275 take more than four days at 20, I'm shocked.

 

[Barley Belly]

"So why does my system promise drinkable beer in seven days guaranteed? I make this magnanimous statement because I know that if you keep the temperature of the beer between 22-28 degrees for seven days your brew will magically turn into alcohol."

Plus free postage and handling!!!!!!!!!!

Can we afford not to buy at least two copies each??? h34r:

 

[NickB]

Magic? I like David Copperfield (more for the magic than the sexual ambiguity)...he's cool and all.....

Wow...I do Like the $1 each idea though. Could even make a Doco out of it....How to scam an Ebayer for $1...



Cheers, Beers and Ebay!

 

[earle]

On a related note, while I was in Japan earlier in the year I saw this marketing ploy. Didn't try one but could be a bit more sexy than what this guy os offering on ebay.

 

[Cracka]

I saw this on ebay and i couldn't stop laughing.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/How-to-make-Sexy-Ho...1QQcmdZViewItem

How to make sexy beer

First thing that came to my mind :blink:

Something wrong with me I thinks :wacko:

 

[Adamt]

First thing that came to my mind :blink:

Something wrong with me I thinks :wacko:

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Is that Incider? :unsure:

 

[domonsura]

It does look like InCider doesn't it........even if it isn't, it looks like something he would enjoy.....:lol:

 

[Jazzafish]

This guy seems to know alot about beer. Clearly an expert

 

[rich_lamb]

Did that guy use a pic of his girlfriend on the CD, or maybe his sister (maybe both). Eeeww

 

[braufrau]

You don't think it could be beeroclock in a different guise could it?

 

[trevc]

Nah, if it were him you'd get a few kilos of Suga with the DVD.

 

[Frank]

Edit: Sorry looked at the wrong website. Deleted post.

 

[trevc]

Just sent the seller a question via Ebay:

HI Donny

this beer making kit sounds good. always wanted to make my own. a few questions tho. how long will the ingredients last me? if I leave the beer kit longer then 7 days does it make stronger alcahols? it would be good to make strong beer the same way. if i could make it strong enough then maybe i can try out the missus instead of the brothels. making brew save lots of $$$ im sure. do you include the yeasts... and how many of them? how many yeasts do i need each week? if I pay extra can you include some brew suga? how do i keep the beer at 28 if im not here all the time? i spend most of the week up at the meat plant

sorry for all the questions! dont kno much about beer yet and its all a bit confusing. seems to good to be true

cheers

 

[Lobsta]

Just sent the seller a question via Ebay:

hahahahahahahaha

 

[trevc]

Update from The Sexy Beer DVD seller:

Hello Trev: The DVD is only instructions how to make the beer. You buy your supplies then use the system discribed on the DVD. To make stronger beer add one kilo of sugar in the first fermination. It will be at full strength on day seven. Send me an email on [email protected] for your question on how to keep the beer at a certain degree.
- doncronk

and a response:

thanks don. that makes sense.

sorry for all the questions. but i still have more

me missus is worried about the brew making. she doesnt want to get
infections from the yeasts. how can i stop this. is it a problem?

also one of my mates at work says you can have homebrew fires if your
not carefull. is this true?

if i win your auction would you throw in anything for free. maybe some
yeasts?

thanks again

 

[capretta]

HAHAHAHAHAH

quote" Dear doncronk,

are you serious? sigh..

-capretta444"

reply

quote " Dear capretta444,

I am more than serious.I'm so happy that I've created a prosses that makes
perfect beer every time that I even surprised myself at how good the beer
tasted. You can always email me on [email protected] to ask more
questions. Don't miss out on this one it's a winner. Don

-doncronk"


hahahaha a frekin riot... hahaha XD

 

[capretta]

irony/sarcasm must be difficult to read on an email...

 

[Adamt]

capretta: Send him a link to this thread