Sexy Beer (wtf)

[BusinessTime]

I saw this on ebay and i couldn't stop laughing.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/How-to-make-Sexy-Ho...1QQcmdZViewItem

How to make sexy beer

 

[Quintrex]

I saw this on ebay and i couldn't stop laughing.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/How-to-make-Sexy-Ho...1QQcmdZViewItem

How to make sexy beer

Thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[~MikE]

I saw this on ebay and i couldn't stop laughing.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/How-to-make-Sexy-Ho...1QQcmdZViewItem

How to make sexy beer

OMG! only $90 for a DVD of freely available information? i'll take two

 

[Julez]

OMG! only $90 for a DVD of freely available information? i'll take two

You mean misinformation!! Did you read his "secret" to making great beer?

Actually, I note the seller has no feeback at all. I also note that he has what appears to be a legitimate business website selling kids books with a lot of personal information on it. This brewing CD seems not to match with everything else he does - I think there may be some identity theft or malicious activity going on here...

Whatever way you look at it, it's a scam!

 

[HoppingMad]

Initially thought they were selling that terrible German Beer - "Sexy Lager" (the one with the dodgy pics on the pink label).

This seems even more bizarre though. :blink:

Hopper.

 

[LethalCorpse]

The website shown on the DVD links to a series of children's books.

The bloke's been making sixty bottles a week for six months, and they all taste exactly the same (arse is my guess, going by his chosen temps and brewing times). You'd pretty much have to shoot yourself, wouldn't you?

 

[MitchDudarko]

LOL!!! Some people... I dunno :blink:

 

[BusinessTime]

The best bit is the pic of the person on the label looks like they have a mo

 

[trevc]

I guess I was making un-sexy beer all this time

 

[Adamt]

Phew, wonder what he does with 12 and a half longnecks a day? By the looks of it he drinks it, though I'm amazed he was able to type that whole spiel with hardly any typos. However he did sign up for ebay in '06 with absolutely no activity, so it may have taken him years to put together.

Some favourite quotes:

"I make this magnanimous statement because I know that if you keep the temperature of the beer between 22-28 degrees for seven days your brew will magically turn into alcohol. If the temperature goes below or above these settings the beer will go off."

"It is well known that tax men never drink alcohol."

We could all learn a bit from Don Cronk... I just want to know where I can get a hold of some of his children's books: Thomas the Tanked Engine, Goldilocks and the Three (Dozen) Beers, Bob the Brewer (Can he drink it!), Telestubbies, and coming soon with his hydroponics DVD, Harry Pothead!

 

[tipsy]

Can someone pleeease fork out the $99 and let me know whats on that DVD.
I need a good laugh but am a little cash strapped at the moment

 

[Swinging Beef]

He he... I love it.
The internet is full of people who suck money from the stupid.
Still.. I know people who have paid $100 for "tips" on how to make guitar effects work better, and all it tells you is to look at the instructions and read them properly.

 

[Screwtop]

I saw this on ebay and i couldn't stop laughing.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/How-to-make-Sexy-Ho...1QQcmdZViewItem

How to make sexy beer

Wot no Suga???

 

[Zwickel]

hmmmm....wonder if I can get a franchising license for Germany?

 

[bigholty]

There's actually some not-too-bad jokes on the 'Fun and Games' part of his website. Drinking a carton of piss a day though, I can't see how his kids books would make any sense......
Part of me thinks the $90 would be worth it for a laugh, then I slap myself and think how much malt and hops that would buy me, or how many cans of extract and packs of turbo-yeast that would buy Don.
Three votes to David for finding that listing, it's great to be able to leave work with a big grin on my face!

 

[trevc]

We should all put in a buck each for one copy, then share the contents

 

[reVoxAHB]

Bingo! New sexy avatar :icon_drool2: .

God I love lame shit. This is tops!

Cheers,
reVox

 

[spog]

come in spinner,in the next installment will be testomonies from people who have had their lives changed because of it.
actually it happened to me, i brewed some of my own,drank too much of it,thought i was sexy went arse up down some stairs and now have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs ....not so cheery...spog..........

 

[domonsura]

i brewed some of my own,drank too much of it,thought i was sexy went arse up down some stairs and now have a face like a bucket of smashed crabs ....

:lol: :lol: bit like the picture on the DVD, in fact the picture on the DVD looks as though it belongs to some very dodgy porno movie....."Here...drink this and i will look sexy" (No really...it has LSD in it......:lol: )

 

[trevc]

The chick on the cover doesn't look 18...