Saison too old hat for you... Here's an idea...

[Coodgee]

A feminist blogger has used her own ******l yeast to create sourdough bread.
Zoe Stavri discovered she had thrush and decided to do something about it - so she scraped some yeast off a dildo and popped it in a mixing bowl (as you do).
She then embarked on a mission to make bread with it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/11/24/woman-makes-sourdough-using-yeast-from-******_n_8636372.html

 

[Tropico]

I suppose she made sandwiches for everyone. Can't keep something like that to yourself

 

[Matplat]

scraped some yeast...and what else???

 

[Mardoo]

She's actually made beer too, or maybe that's a different feminist artist. But yeah, Vag Beer is a thing.

 

[Mardoo]

Here ya go, something to wash that sandwich down with:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=23562

 

[Coodgee]

I suppose she made sandwiches for everyone. Can't keep something like that to yourself

Go ahead and ask her to "make me a sandwich"

 

[klangers]

Thank goodness bread is baked before being consumed.

 

[Samuel Adams]

Makes Rogues "beard beer" look pretty tame :unsure:

 

[Droopy Brew]

She should but up a pic under the Infection Photo Thread.

 

[razz]

Ha ha, well done Coodgee. Effin hilarious !

 

[Benn]

That's crook!

 

[Camo6]

Looks like my bout of gastro will go round two. Thanks for that.

 

[Mardoo]

OK, which one of us will be the first to make a **** cheese beer?

 

[yankinoz]

I'm copyrighting a brand name, ***** Galore.

 

[TSMill]

A new meaning to having a bun in the oven.

 

[danestead]

U just took things to a level not needed here.

 

[manticle]

With cat poo coffee and stag spoof stout available, I'm not sure candida lager or labia sourdough really bothers me. I'm more inclined to ingest womanly offerings than I am animal faeces.

Does it make good beer/bread and do you need to make a starter?

 

[Dave70]

Forget waterboarding and stress positions to extract intelligence and confessions, get this woman to the bakery of Guantanamo Bay, stat!

 

[Tropico]

No doubt a unique aroma and flavour, more to some's liking than others. Tastes like ... ?

like a good Cuban Cigar, that has been rolled between the thighs of a young Cuban virgin, or an old Cuban hour.

damn auto correct ... puta!

 

[klangers]

I vote to call a beer brewed with that yeast to be called:

"The Fisherman's Cat (Insert brew style here)"












Tastes like a pussycat with the aroma of fish.