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Saison too old hat for you... Here's an idea...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Coodgee, 25/11/15.

 

  1. Coodgee

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    I suppose she made sandwiches for everyone. Can't keep something like that to yourself
     
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    scraped some yeast...and what else???
     
  4. Mardoo

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    She's actually made beer too, or maybe that's a different feminist artist. But yeah, Vag Beer is a thing.
     
  5. Mardoo

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  6. Coodgee

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    Go ahead and ask her to "make me a sandwich"
     
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    Thank goodness bread is baked before being consumed.
     
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    Makes Rogues "beard beer" look pretty tame :unsure:
     
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    She should but up a pic under the Infection Photo Thread.
     
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    Ha ha, well done Coodgee. Effin hilarious !
     
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    That's crook!
     
  12. Camo6

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    Looks like my bout of gastro will go round two. Thanks for that.
     
  13. Mardoo

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    OK, which one of us will be the first to make a dick cheese beer?
     
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    I'm copyrighting a brand name, Pussy Galore.
     
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    A new meaning to having a bun in the oven.
     
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    U just took things to a level not needed here.
     
  17. manticle

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    With cat poo coffee and stag spoof stout available, I'm not sure candida lager or labia sourdough really bothers me. I'm more inclined to ingest womanly offerings than I am animal faeces.

    Does it make good beer/bread and do you need to make a starter?
     
  18. Dave70

    Le roi est mort..

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    Forget waterboarding and stress positions to extract intelligence and confessions, get this woman to the bakery of Guantanamo Bay, stat!
     
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    No doubt a unique aroma and flavour, more to some's liking than others. Tastes like ... ?

    like a good Cuban Cigar, that has been rolled between the thighs of a young Cuban virgin, or an old Cuban hour.

    damn auto correct ... puta!
     
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    I vote to call a beer brewed with that yeast to be called:

    "The Fisherman's Cat (Insert brew style here)"












    Tastes like a pussycat with the aroma of fish.
     
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