Sad News....

[Cocko]

Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It September 29, 2008

NEW YORK<In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take
it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that,
after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I
acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change.
The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would
like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to
take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee
Snyder. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of
now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all."
Bassist Mark "the Animal"
Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his
life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing
other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster
in Rye, NY.

 

[sinkas]

Why did you post that?

 

[joshlangmaid]

Hmm... "we're not gunna take it, no, we're not gunna take it"

 

[bonj]

That's heavy metal is it? My metal tolerance must be improving with my hop tolerance.

 

[InCider]

"What is this? A Twisted Sister pin on your AHB uniform?' :lol:


Top post Cocko!

 

[Vlad the Pale Aler]

I've had better posts than that deleted by Mods.

 

[buttersd70]

Which forum are we in? Oh yes, humour and jokes. What does it say in the forum description?

Good Jokes, Bad Jokes, Funny Pics, anything to make us laugh - get it in here.

So regardless if you think this is good or bad humour, Vlad, it's on topic for this forum. Were your 'better' posts, which were deleted, in the relevant forum? did they meet posting guidlines as per the stickies? And if they were deleted unfairly, did you pm the mods?

I think word play and satire may be lost on some.

 

[Brewer_010]

Which forum are we in? Oh yes, humour and jokes. What does it say in the forum description?


So regardless if you think this is good or bad humour, Vlad, it's on topic for this forum. Were your 'better' posts, which were deleted, in the relevant forum? did they meet posting guidlines as per the stickies? And if they were deleted unfairly, did you pm the mods?

I think word play and satire may be lost on some.

hey, but seriously though ....

 

[Cocko]

Cheers Butters and yes it is in 'humour and jokes'

I think its pretty funny!

I hope others do... thats all!

"To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of
now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all."

C'mon its gold!

 

[buttersd70]

C'mon its gold!

well, maybe not you're best......but then again, you're best isn't repeatable in polite company :lol:

I thought it was funny.

 

[Adamt]

It reads like the very subtle, seriously written style commonly featured in the Onion!

If Americans got all their information about the outside world from the Onion, instead of celebrities, the world would be a much better place.

 

[rimrunner]

i laughed. sure i had to be remined of their song but i did laugh.

 

[petesbrew]

I had a great laugh when I saw this last week. Posted it round to friends and got "WTF?" responses from most.