TidalPete
BREWING BY THE BEACH
With apologies to anyone south of the border who feels inadequate. B)
A Queenslander is drinking in a West Aussie bar when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland. Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "STREWTH" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says "You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks we were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?
The proud father answers, '17 pounds"
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says.............."Had him circumcised"
And in case you are getting picky? Any WA pub worth it's salt must sell XXXX.
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A Queenslander is drinking in a West Aussie bar when he gets a call on his mobile phone.
He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Queenslander just shrugs, "That's about average in Queensland. Like I said, my boy is a typical Queensland baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "STREWTH" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Queenslander returns to the bar. The bartender says "You're the father of that typical Queensland baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks we were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?
The proud father answers, '17 pounds"
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
The Queensland father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his XXXX, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly says.............."Had him circumcised"
And in case you are getting picky? Any WA pub worth it's salt must sell XXXX.
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