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The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they
want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a
Tooheys New.'

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade
Premium Light, brewed from pure mountain water.'

The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest
draught on the planet.'

The General Manager from XXXX proudly says, 'I'll have a XXXX, the King of
Beers.'

The General Manager of Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll
have a Diet Coke.'
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.



He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you guys aren't drinking beer, then
neither will I.'

:p
 
The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they
want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, 'I'll have a
Tooheys New.'

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says, 'I'll have a Cascade
Premium Light, brewed from pure mountain water.'

The bloke from Carlton says, 'I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest
draught on the planet.'

The General Manager from XXXX proudly says, 'I'll have a XXXX, the King of
Beers.'

The General Manager of Coopers glances at his lunch mates and says, 'I'll
have a Diet Coke.'
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.
He just shrugs and says, 'Well if you guys aren't drinking beer, then
neither will I.'

:p
ha ha good one, but the truth must be told. ...cheers...spog.
 
Wow. Another version of the same tired joke.
This time they changed the breweries to Australian ones. How very clever. Yawn.

It might even be slightly funny if Coopers still made palatable beer.
 
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