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[Silo Ted]

You dont taste with your nose either ted but smell is an important part of flavour.

I made a comment yesterday to a queen at work. It was his birthday and he was counting the well wishes from his facebook 'friends', of whom there are about 2000. I suggested that you can't count someone as a friend unless you know what they smell like. That had the poor fellow speechless.

If I had facebook, I would have loved to post 'smell ya later' on his wall

 

[Dave70]

Sad news for the world of Aussie motorcycling.
57 ffs..

http://www.mcnews.com.au/NewsArchives/2011/July/KW.htm

 

[Pollux]

This is what I walked out to find this morning...................FUCKERS!!!!!

Probably a good thing I didn't catch them in the act. I'd probably have bodies to deal with now.

 

[argon]

do think they knew you? or just randoms? That's a pretty fucked thing to do... weak as piss

 

[Maple]

This is what I walked out to find this morning...................FUCKERS!!!!!

Probably a good thing I didn't catch them in the act. I'd probably have bodies to deal with now.

little buggers. Look at the bright side though, should go faster now that your half way to the SS racing stripes...

but seriously, not cool at all.

 

[goomboogo]

That must have been a massive bird.

 

[Pollux]

Guessing it's a random attack, our car was the darkest in colour on the street last night, odds are the paint came from one the houses being reno'ed along the street atm. Lid to the paint tin was found in the neighbours yard.

Being waterproof tile paint designed for use in bathrooms, I don't see it being easy to remove without damaging the rest of the paint. It's even dripped through the base of the windscreen and down under the car. They did a good job on it.

It's now off with the insurers, waiting for the phone call to let me know what they plan on doing........

And to top it off, the funds I had set aside for my arm piece are now being used as the bond for the rental car. ******* gutted.

 

[Pennywise]

Probably a good thing I didn't catch them in the act. I'd probably have bodies to deal with now.

Damn straight!

That is one truly fucked up thing to do to someones property, hope somehow the little peckers get caught, though not very likely I guess

 

[Dave70]

Probably a good thing I didn't catch them in the act. I'd probably have bodies to deal with now.

I remember looking out the front door of our previous house one Sunday morning to see my neighbor feverishly scrubbing a huge set of male genitalia off the bonnet off his work Hilux. They used one of those artline markers with the huge tip and bombed a bunch of cars.
Whenever I hear someone describe graffiti as 'art' I feel an overwhelming urge to kick them in the ******* ballsack.

That's one of the things I like about where I live now. There's a long, single road out with very few witnesses houses.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Whenever I hear someone describe graffiti as 'art' I feel an overwhelming urge to kick them in the ******* ballsack.

Graffiti is art.

 

[petesbrew]

That f##king sucks, Pollux.
Had my workvan tagged in the past (nothing some polish wouldn't fix), but nothing like that.
Little f##king gutless c##ts.

 

[marksfish]

Graffiti is art.

some graffiti is art, but throwing paint on a car or drawing dicks with a permanant marker is just vandalism.

 

[Dave70]

Graffiti is art.

So is a kick in the ballsac if I'm wearing ballerina slippers.



Have you seen Bukowski kick his wife off the lounge? What a lovable old pisshead he was.

 

[brettprevans]

This is what I walked out to find this morning...................FUCKERS!!!!!

Probably a good thing I didn't catch them in the act. I'd probably have bodies to deal with now.

thats one hell of huge bird shit

sorry. seriously that fkn blows. couple grand worth of repaint there.

 

[Pollux]

Ahhhhh, finally some good news today.

The panel place just rang me and they managed to get all the paint off the metal panels and the glass, they just need to replace all the plastic fittings/seals that got hit and she should be as good as new.

I swear this car is cursed, 10 years I've had insurance and never made a claim, and this is the second claim on this one car in a year....

 

[Pennywise]

Does that mean you'll get your bond back sooner, and be able to get your arm done?

 

[Pollux]

Doesn't look like it..........Unless my artist is happy to take an IOU.........

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Have you seen Bukowski kick his wife off the lounge? What a lovable old pisshead he was.

haha yeah, watched that doco shortly before signing up to AHB (hence the avatar). The only Bukowski I've read is 'Women', I think I'll have to chip away at a bit more of his writing.

 

[argon]

Have to pick a name for the IPA Archive comp;

I think i've got it down to a top 2;
- Blackbeard's Delight
- The Dutch Rudder

Maybe a 3rd;
- Gepetto's Crotch

thoughts? suggestions?

 

[Malted]

Have to pick a name for the IPA Archive comp;

I think i've got it down to a top 2;
- Blackbeard's Delight
- The Dutch Rudder

Maybe a 3rd;
- Gepetto's Crotch

thoughts? suggestions?

Mmm nautical theme aye for the top two? What about Horiatio's Full Nelson (would be good for a beer with NS hops), or Horatio's Horn. Top 2 are both good.