Well sadly Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are both in their 30's, so my only hope is for some botched plastic surgery or infected batch of BOTOX to rid society of their vacuous influence. But most of the cast members from programs like Jersey Shore are yet to crack 27, so they may well meet their demise in a fetid LA crack house yet. The gene pool will be a better place for it.
Winehouse sucked at life, no doubt, but she had a smoking hot voice when she was on her game. It's just a waste.
My choice for the next one to shuffle off is an obvious favorite. I'm actually surprised he's lasted this long. I guess they must cut the smack to buggery in jail.
Pete Doherty.