brettule
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I'm still a brewing noob, I'm onto my 4th batch now and I'm only comming to understand various techniques and the subtle influences upon the process. "Brewing is simple" they say, compared to what, drinking it? I'd have to disagree, I've found it takes an understanding of several more aspects which the back of a beginners brew kit doesn't let on. I would have found the following beginners tips useful:
- Before pitching yeast gradually bring your fermentor up to volume and temp by alternating the hot and cold water, don't pour in the 4 litres of hot then pour in 19 odd of cold expecting the tins directions to be accurate. This will prevent you being caught standing there with a tub full of 35 degree fluid on a hot summers day wondering how your packet of funny faces would go to cool it down.
- Careful screwing on the lid of the fermentor, if it's cross threaded then you won't get a seal and you'll curse the fact you have no bubbles in the airlock and accuse your yeast of being lazier than a first year uni student.
- Make sure the boiled sterile water is cool before cleaning you gear, boiling hot water tends to break the plastic items and shrivel your bottle brush to something resembling a pretzel stick.
- When using the can opener on your kit don't leave the lid open yet attached by the last sliver of tin like you see on all the wholesome cat food adverts, the lid tends to break off and fall into your fermentor or whatever boiling hot vessel you've used. Fishing it out leads to permanent scaring.
- The kit directions are like a recipe, intended to be read through and understood first. If read like an Ikea instruction sheet you find yourself left over with a bag of unopened hops and an Allen key - which seems to fit your bookcase.
- A hydrometer is a great way to know when all the sugars have been eaten and you're ready to bottle. If you lift the lid and drop the hydrometer in you discover that not only you can't read the guage on the hydrometer unless you have a dentists mirror but you'll probably infect the brew. If you use the tap to pour a sample into a galss you'll find you need to fill an Erdinger pint glass just to give you the depth. Buy a fermentor flute tube, and rememeber that when in your local home brewer store if you pretend like you are not a complete noob he'll assume you know what your doing buying just the hydrometer.
- Ferment above the advised temp and you get a fruity flavour, below and you get a bitter flavour... fluctuating between both ends up with you trying to convince your friends that they are drinking a fine ale with complex flavours while they pour it into the nearest potted plant.
- Before pitching yeast gradually bring your fermentor up to volume and temp by alternating the hot and cold water, don't pour in the 4 litres of hot then pour in 19 odd of cold expecting the tins directions to be accurate. This will prevent you being caught standing there with a tub full of 35 degree fluid on a hot summers day wondering how your packet of funny faces would go to cool it down.
- Careful screwing on the lid of the fermentor, if it's cross threaded then you won't get a seal and you'll curse the fact you have no bubbles in the airlock and accuse your yeast of being lazier than a first year uni student.
- Make sure the boiled sterile water is cool before cleaning you gear, boiling hot water tends to break the plastic items and shrivel your bottle brush to something resembling a pretzel stick.
- When using the can opener on your kit don't leave the lid open yet attached by the last sliver of tin like you see on all the wholesome cat food adverts, the lid tends to break off and fall into your fermentor or whatever boiling hot vessel you've used. Fishing it out leads to permanent scaring.
- The kit directions are like a recipe, intended to be read through and understood first. If read like an Ikea instruction sheet you find yourself left over with a bag of unopened hops and an Allen key - which seems to fit your bookcase.
- A hydrometer is a great way to know when all the sugars have been eaten and you're ready to bottle. If you lift the lid and drop the hydrometer in you discover that not only you can't read the guage on the hydrometer unless you have a dentists mirror but you'll probably infect the brew. If you use the tap to pour a sample into a galss you'll find you need to fill an Erdinger pint glass just to give you the depth. Buy a fermentor flute tube, and rememeber that when in your local home brewer store if you pretend like you are not a complete noob he'll assume you know what your doing buying just the hydrometer.
- Ferment above the advised temp and you get a fruity flavour, below and you get a bitter flavour... fluctuating between both ends up with you trying to convince your friends that they are drinking a fine ale with complex flavours while they pour it into the nearest potted plant.