Mousetards

[TasChris]

Its one of those slow days at work. I am trying to train a big South African on how to work an in house excel spreadsheet. He has hands the size of dinner plates and he has zero control of them.
Watching the cursor wizz around the screen as he tries to make his cursor move from one cell to the one next door is making me nauseous.
If he doesn't get any better I am going to take the mouse away and only let him use the arrow keys

He can't see what I am doing which is,

surfing on AHB, designing beers,
looking up programs to teach fine motor skills for big cheese head South Africans,
learning Afrikaans swear words then yelling them at him when he stuffs up

I need a beer
Crap topic I know but getting frustrated

Cheers
zzzzzChris

 

[matr]

Tell him this;

Gaan kak in die mielies Kaffer

 

[petesbrew]

Bummer, Afrikaan is missing from Babelfish.

http://au.babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

 

[warra48]

Bummer, Afrikaan is missing from Babelfish.

http://au.babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

Just to give you an idea of what it's all about, "kak" is a dutch word for "shit". Same in Afrikaans.

 

[brettprevans]

U can find plenty of sites that gives u Afrikaans translations. I used to have email conversations in Afrikaans (she us sty African).

 

[Lecterfan]

surfing on AHB, designing beers,

So other than needing to learn some patience it was a pretty good day by all accounts haha?

You reamed me out for being a mousetard once doing that budget exercise...my first excel experience also. You are such a giving, tolerant teacher...

 

[JonnyAnchovy]

Jack Parrow has almost made me fluent:

 

[TasChris]

So other than needing to learn some patience it was a pretty good day by all accounts haha?

You reamed me out for being a mousetard once doing that budget exercise...my first excel experience also. You are such a giving, tolerant teacher...

You got better with my techniques did,'t you???

I'm a natural teacher........... from the 1750's.

Carrot and the stick method. Beat the student with the carrot then beat them with the stick

 

[peaky]

Bummer, Afrikaan is missing from Babelfish.

http://au.babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

Try Google Translate

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