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Well why indeed not, disabled people should not be allowed to own cars or if they do wouldn't drive as far as the airport where Hockey illegally used a disabled parking spot.

No doubt he'll quarantine their Centrelink payments anyway so they won't be entitled to buy petrol. Problem solved.
 
Mate, bIt unfair. Surely being the biggest arse in the country entitles him to park where he likes?
 
This ******* guy (yes, he didn't park the car there but) ... he's doing a stella job of ensuring 100% of Australia hates him. Jesus.
 
He obviously doesn't hold an Australian drivers licence so the fuel excise won't effect him, or he is a home brewer in disguise and too pissed to drive himself. Chofer my ass, where is his wife in the family taxi. That's right he IS that much of an ******* the family don't want to see him off......
 
Word on the street (ok parliament house) is 20% of Australians (us) think the government is doing a good job.
 
He gets a commonwealth car and driver.hockey does not care he don't have to worry about putting fuel in to the tank or worry about parking fines either.he needs to realize that if people don't buy fuel the goverment don't any money,and our tourism suffers.
 
Judging by his performance recently, it could be argued he does have some form of disability.
 
he's no the only one who pulls up in those at most airports

out at BNE you could solve the GFC, world peace and end wars with the amount of money you would get by ticketing everyone who pulls up in the handicapped drop off zone.

JH is just a knob for letting his driver pull up there and then hoping in....
 
i thought he was disabled..... :p

What excuse is there now for the crap that he goes on with?
 
Lets square up the ledger retroactively by chopping Joes hands off.
 
Dave70 said:
Lets square up the ledger retroactively by chopping Joes hands off.
That's cruel. How will he light his cigar? Then again, at 2 euros a piece, it could be a new measure to rectify the budget emergency. Come on Joe, do your bit for the nation. I'll be generous and let you keep the watch even though it may be a challenge to keep it on your arm without a hand.
 
Blind Dog said:
Mate, bIt unfair. Surely being the biggest arse in the country entitles him to park where he likes?
I think you mean that "As the owner of one of the biggest arses in the country, he needs a lot of real estate to park his massive booty".

Ah, that's clearer now. He has a dietary disability, as well as being a mental cripple, so he's entitled to have his chauffeur park there.

Abbott could park there too, if he wasn't riding his bike and walking like he's saddle-sore. Is there something he should tell us about the way he walks? Maybe he thinks he's John Wayne, or Ronnie Reagan or someone (just someone).
 
Les the Weizguy said:
I think you mean that "As the owner of one of the biggest arses in the country, he needs a lot of real estate to park his massive booty".

Ah, that's clearer now. He has a dietary disability, as well as being a mental cripple, so he's entitled to have his chauffeur park there.

Abbott could park there too, if he wasn't riding his bike and walking like he's saddle-sore. Is there something he should tell us about the way he walks? Maybe he thinks he's John Wayne, or Ronnie Reagan or someone (just someone).
He got hemorrhoids in his previous job as a taxi driver. He obviously stole the company tie when he left as well.

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I recognise him from Johhny Cabs. Always thought he was a bit of a robot. (More than a bit, with that pic)
 
Speaking of dietary disabilities, did anyone see Clive Palmer on Q&A last night.

I thought his jacket button was going to fly off at any moment and take someone's eye out.

I think it would have been aimed fair and square at Tony Jones' eyeball.
 
The honorable Minister for Pies and Eclairs is a loaded gun waiting to go off. Those buttons will kill rather than just take an eye out.
 
Droopy Brew said:
The honorable Minister for Pies and Eclairs is a loaded gun waiting to go off. Those buttons will kill rather than just take an eye out.
At least he's not embarrassing us against our biggest trading partner.

http://youtu.be/OKZoKcFFZxE
 
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