It's My Party And I'll Eat Beef If I Want To

[GrumpyPaul]

hi guys i though i would share how i celebrate my birthday.
THE BIG STEAK CHALLENGE.

A 1kg porterhouse steak for each bloke. First one finished wins.

The SOUNDTRACK TO A STEAK starts with the Rocky theme and gradually gets more girl ending about 20 songs later with You're always a woman to me.

If anyone pulls out the soundtrack stops so Another one bites the dusk plays while their photo is taken with their half eaten steak for the casebook wall of shame.

All tissue washed down with a few beers. Mine will be homebrew

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Be guessing there are no lentil burgers at this party....

 

[capretta]

maybe get some extra caustic soda and put 20 litres of water on to boil to help the brown meanies down the bowl the morning after.. or for colonic irrigation if they need the help!

 

[Mercs Own]

one kilo of steak is easy!!!!!! it's the 750g of wedges, the 850g of slaw and the complimentary pint of VB that will get ya!

 

[Lecterfan]

1kg pre or post cooking?

Either way it is a mighty endeavour, even for the hardiest of carnivores!

edit: Mercs Own - for my sluggish metabolism the meat alone would have me dialling two zeros on my mobile and leaving it next to my plate just in case...

 

[GrumpyPaul]

one kilo of steak is easy!!!!!!

maybe so - the current record holder (yours truly) did it in 9.45mins

 

[manticle]

Think I'd cope with the steak but I know I'd struggle with the music selection.

Happy birthday for whenever it is.

 

[Mercs Own]

maybe so - the current record holder (yours truly) did it in 9.45mins

Did you chew or just swallow?? hang on is that 9 hours 45 minutes??

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Did you chew or just swallow?? hang on is that 9 hours 45 minutes??

its 9 mins and 45 seconds - I chew occasionally .

If your up for it Mercsown there is a couple of spare steaks

 

[Pennywise]

one kilo of steak is easy!!!!!! it's the 750g of wedges, the 850g of slaw and the complimentary pint of VB that will get ya!

I hear that