I Never Thought I'd Brew My Own Beer

[Cocko]

Created what shit? The wine, or the wine-speak?
I love my beers and I love my wines... but as for tasting the "nuances of lingonberry over the woody-chocolate palate", WTF?

The wine speak! You said in one, WTF!!

 

[boingk]

Yeah I was a Strongbow and UDL drinker for a while, but the guys in my dorm would have no say [I turned 18 half way through my first year at uni]. They forced me to buy a case of New. First six pack was poison. The next one was drinkable but I still would've gone a Strongbow. The last two were marvelous, I drank them in Hawiian shorts in an inflatable pool we'd set up while I was reading Zoo magazine haha.

Now its beer all the way, and I pity the fools who are stuck on pre-mixed RTD's...seeing as the big taxman has whacked them one.